{cloud nine; ksimon}

group chat; 1.4

🥃🔴😮liverpudliansinvegas😮🔴🥃: vik, harry, josh, and simon

@miniminter: oi what's up boys?

@zerkaa: oh no he wants something again...

@zerkaa: BETTER YET HE HAS A LITTLE CRUSH

@miniminter: i hate you....

@vikstagram: it's defo a crush

@vikstagram: who who who who who who

@wroetoshaw: give the boys some breathing room

@miniminter: thank you harold

@wroetoshaw: ok that's enough breathing. WHO IS IT?

@miniminter: no one idiots

@zerkaa: lier

@vikstagram: lier

@wroetoshaw: lier

@miniminter: i hate you all, he's just a cute rapper.

@wroetoshaw: oh I KNOW I KNOW

@wroetoshaw: it's that KSI donny

@zerkaa: ksi? I went to school with his mate Tobi 😂

@vikstagram: omfg bets simon is freaking out behind screen 😂

@miniminter: ok im not even going to pretend...HOLY SHIT JOSH 😮😍

@zerkaa: you guys are all stupid. we literally follow each other, we even chat sometimes.

@miniminter: OH MY FUCKING GOD YES

@wroetoshaw: here we go again

@miniminter: i am just a boy in love 🥺

@zerkaa: WAIT a MOMENT, wasn't it just a little crush a moment ago

@vikstagram: josh, we are dealing with mr. romeo. you should know that by now

@miminter: this is bullyment

@wroetoshaw: look at this display of excellent English, no wonder he's a football player

@zerkaa: does he know we are ALL football player, dumbass 🙄

@vikstagram: yo i have A levels

@miniminter: stfu vikram

@wroetoshaw: oh and simon pulls out the full name, let's see what VAR officials think

@zerkaa: 🤦‍♂️

@mininter: 🤦‍♂️

@vikstagram: we all know VAR is bullshit

@wroetoshaw: hey hey is we would be nothing without var. this is liVARpool, it means more.

@miniminter: i think i threw up in my mouth

@vikstagram: so...back to ur crush

@miniminter: no thanks

@wroetoshaw: we need to set them up so bad....

@zerkaa: imma text mr. tobjizzle

@wroetoshaw: #ksimon

@miniminter: oh god...this is why i dont tell you shit 🙄