Arigato, Kacchan. {A DADZAWA FANFIC}

Chapter 8 - You're expelled

Izuku stepped out of the bathroom, and sighed at the sight that met him.
"Ito, Kacchan, you know you don't have to act as members of the royal guard, I was just going to the toilet." They looked at Izuku, and then each other, back at Izuku, and back each other, before forming a chair out of their arms.

"Hop on, Zuzu, we're going to class." Izuku sat onto the "chair" knowing he didn't have a choice and draped his arms around their shoulders. A thought formed in his head "Y' know, I'm kinda thirsty..." He muttered, testing a theory. "Here, Zukkun, I have a leftover Capri sun you can have!" Bakugo said, and manifested a Capri sun seemingly out of nowhere.
"Thanks, Kacchan!" 

When they reached the classroom door, Bakugo carefully lifted Izuku over on his shoulders instead of his and Monoma's arms.
"Thank you, Bakugo. Monoma, you can go. If Vlad King asks why you were late, tell him you carried a Stray," Aizawa told the boys.
Izuku chuckled at his wording, and Bakugo carefully sat down in front of Izuku's desk, leting him sit down, before going to his own seat.

The redhead who constantly hung out with PikaDude seemed charmed by Bakugo's actions. "Bro, helping your classmates get to their seat is so manly, dude!" PikaDude nodded in agreement.
"Alright, settle the fuck down, class started already." "Mr Aizawa, you shouldn't cuss in front of your students!"

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"Shall we go to lunch, my brave knight?" Izuku was bored in class, so he used some paper and his colouring pencils to make a little crown and a knight's helmet and made Bakugo wear the helmet.
"We shall, m'Lady!" He laughed, hoisting Izuku onto his back, and running off.

When they arrive at the lunchroom, however, they saw some first- and second years circling a blonde-haired guy fighting a black-haired guy.
"Tch, what idiots, don't they know fighting is against the rules if it isn't for practice?!" Izuku briefly nodded in agreement, before focusing on the people fighting.
"Wait a minute... Kacchan, one of those is our idiot!" He heard Bakugo mutter something before letting him down.
Izuku walked up to the crowd and started elbowing his way to the front.

"Excuse me, coming through... Don't mind me, I'm just going to stop those two from being expelled..." He muttered as he came closer and closer to the idiots.
"Monoma Neito, get your ass over here before you get yourself expelled!" Monoma froze up at the use of his full name, allowing his opponent to get in a hit.
"Oh, my fucking... Do I need to drag the two of you to the principal's office or what? I said, get over here!"

The guy Monoma was fighting turned towards Izuku, blood running down his face, and tape covering his own dispensers.
"What're you going to do about it, Aizamada? Go cry to your Mama?" He laughed, which earned him a punch from Monoma.
"My "Mama" is dead, Sero." Izuku spat back at him.

"What's going on kid? Lunch Rush called for backup!" Yamada came running, with Aizawa and Nemuri right on his trail.
"I'm fine, Pops, but Ito and Sero aren't." His expression darkened when he heard Sero's name. Izuku figured Aizawa must've told him and Nemuri about what he had done yesterday.
"Izuku, Bakugo, Neito, Sero, to Nezu's office. Now!" Everyone mentioned, including Izuku, quickly starts walking towards Principal Nezu's office, not used to Yamada being angry.

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"Mr Sero Hanta, this is the second time this year you've ended up in a situation with Mr Monoma Neito. We already know what happened yesterday, but what caused the fight today?"
Once again, Izuku was laying in Bakugo and Monoma's laps, with Bakugo playing with his hair and Monoma just sitting there. Aizawa, Vlad King and Nezu are sitting at Nezu's desk.

"I was eating, and made an innocent joke to my friends, when Monoma dragged me from my seat and started telling me to "take it back" or else he'd make me regret saying it," Sero scoffs.
"That joke was far from innocent! You said, and I quote, "Damn, it's a shame Aizamada isn't a girl, I'd rape him if he was, haha!" End quote!"

"You're expelled." Sero jumped at principal Nezu's harsh voice.
"What?! You can't do that, I- I just came here, why would you expel me?!"
"You're expelled, because, even though you knew about Aizamada's previous traumas, you still made a rape joke." I know I can't save Sero this time, and I look down in shame.
"But- But I'm in 1-A! You can't expel me, if anything, you should expel Monoma, for starting a fight, and illegal quirk use!"
"I didn't use my quirk before you tried to use your tape to tear off my arm!" Vlad King, who was already mad, became furious at that comment.

"He tried to do WHAT to you? Monoma, are you okay? Do I need to take you to Recovery Girl?!" Monoma just nodded grimly, massaging his shoulder.
"If rape jokes weren't enough, you'll be expelled for attempted decapitation of another student, and that is final, Sero."

A/N
Aight, people. You wanted him gone, so I goned him.

Now, let me get this straight.
The "joke" that Sero made is fucked up, and I do not stand for that kind of humour. Any jokes made by characters in this book that comes at the cost of others/invalidate someone's trauma is entirely the angsty author part of my brain speaking, and if I catch those kinds of messed up "jokes" in the comment sections I will delete the comment.
I am not saying I think any of you would comment anything like that, I'm just making it clear.