•BNHA ZODIACS #2•

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A weird ass conversation with the Group Chat Named: PAPIS WE ALL GAY.

Quick Intro:

Lonnie: fucking weird ass emo but goddam gorgeous and amazing.

Magda: lesbian but reads yaoi - is the most relatable person ever

Me: mentally unstable insomniac
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Lonnie: Yo I actually hate miss snocken rn

Lonnie: I had to answer the pastoral questions and then she asked me even more questions

Me: I thought that said pasta questions the first time I read it, then pastry the second

Lonnie: AND NOW SHE'S ASKIN ME QUESTIONS ABOUT MY OPTIONS CHOICES

Me: I'm having a hair identity crisis and Lonnie is having teacher struggles

Me: what's for Magda, crippling daddy issues?

Lonnie, continuing her rant and ignoring me: I HATE EVERYONE EXCEPT LIKE YOU GUYS AND A FEW OTHERS

Magda: Mr Gaunt keeps writing me emails too

Lonnie: FUCKING KILL ME

Me: Oof

Me: Lol same

Lonnie: MISS SNOCKEN IS GETTING UP IN MY SHIT

~skip~

Lonnie: SHES ALL LIKE, OH WHY HAVE YOU NOT HAD ANY GOOD DAYS? WHY DONT YOU HAVE A ROUTINE TO MAKE YOU HAPPY? WHY DO YOU NEVER HAVE TIME FOR YOURSELF

Lonnie: FUCKING

~skip~

*lonnie says she might just go full lesbian and I say oh no because that means there'll be two lesbians in the chat*

Lonnie: *my name* WHAT DO YOU MEAN OH NO

Lonnie: WHY OH NO

Me: I mean...

~pause~

Me: nah I was gonna say some real funny shit then I realised I'm a sad sack of shit and can't be funny

Magda: MOOD

I don't know why I put this but it made me laugh

Bonus:

Me: Guys I'm immature

Me: *sends picture of part of that floaty shit in my lava lamp*

Me: WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE A DICC!?

Me: IM FUCKING CRYING

Me: IT STRAIGHT UP SAID LETS SEE HOW IMMATURE *my name* IS BECAUSE THEY'RE SURELY NOT GONNA LAUGH AT THIS

Lonnie: I-

Magda: Read at 14:20

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Who has weird conversations with you?

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