Percy Jackson, Grandson of Voldemort

Percy chats with Charlie and Bill

(Percy)

"Freedom at last." Percy says slumping onto his bed back at the Weasleys.

"Boys, time to get up, breakfast is ready!" Mrs. Weasley called.

"I'm going to die young." Percy mutters, as he throws a pillow at the already out cold Jason. Jason blearily gets up, shaking Nico awake.

"What Percy?"

"It's morning, time for breakfast...I'm going to bed." Percy tried to sound bright and cheerful, until the end where he literally collapsed onto his bed.

"Ugh, why did we agree to put on a performance to end the party?!" Nico complains, lightly kicking Percy to keep him awake.

"Better question is why the gods demand we use our powers to perform, so tiring." Jason says with a yawn.

"Your fault for calling down thunder every couple seconds." Percy says standing up with a sigh.

"Says the guy who made water..." Jason begins saying.

"Enough, you two go to hell!" Nico yells, bolting up. "I can't sleep, I'm low on sugar, if you two don't be quiet I'll personally take you to hell!"

Percy and Jason look at Nico wide-eyed, nodding obediently. "Jason, I want sugar." Nico says with a pleading look at Jason. Sugar...Percy thinks dreamily, before remembering something. He brings a bag of candy out of his storage ring and pulls three lollipops out. Throwing the candy bag back in, he tosses a lollipop to each boy.

"Boys, are you awake?" Mrs. Weasley calls.

"Yeah, we're going to start studying and skip breakfast!" Jason yells, unwrapping his lollipop.

"Wait, what did you just say?" Percy says with widening eyes.

"Um, study time." Jason says in confusion.

"I really will die young at this rate." Percy grumbles, plopping down as he licks his blue lollipop. Well, at least I still have sugar, my never-failing friend. It did fail me that one time when I was deadly tired and couldn't find sugar, but well, once isn't that bad.

"Earth to Percy, you with us?"

"No, I'm with sugar."

"How can you love sugar more then me?" Nico complains.

"Sugar makes people happy, universal fact." Percy says with a smirk.

"No, glitter makes people happy, sugar makes you die young." Jason retorts.

"Lies, who raised you, wait no, it was Lupa. Being raised by a wolf has ruined you, alright, new plan. Skip studying and reeducate Jason." Percy says with a smile.

"Denial." Jason instantly says.

"Accepted." Nico says at almost the same moment.

"Two to one, alright Jason time to make you smarter."

3 hours later

"Got all that?" Percy asks, finishing his long rant about gummy bears being evil. Nico is eating his happy meal that he just went and picked up off to the side, snickering every now and then at what Percy is saying. Jason looks like death just took his soul, leaving only a corpse. 'Yup, he's got it, well time to go visit the two children of Hecate, oh and ask about that matter that is confusing.'