May: Hello and welcome to our exclusive interview with the one and only-
Max and May: MR. D!! Also known as Dionysus, the Wine Dude, and to his close friends, Dio.
Mr. D: If you address me as the Wine Dude again, I will drive you insane!
May: Too late-
Max: -For that-
May and Max: -We already are!
Mr. D: . . .
May: So on to our first question!
Max: What's it like to work with Chiron, trainer of the greatest heroes, etc.?
Mr. D: Huh?
May: What's it like to work next to someone who has helped the world form basically?
Mr. D: . . .
Max: Next question!
May: Has Leo ever set you on fire?
Mr. D: . . . No! I'm a god, and if he ever dared to as so much-
May: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Mr. D: How dare you interrupt-
Max: Next question!
May: What is your opinion of non-alcoholic grape juice?
Mr. D: Don't get me started on that infernal stuff! The creator deserves to be sent to Tartarus for a millennia! Why would they take something that is already perfect and de-perfectatize it?!
May: Right. If the world was about to be destroyed and you could only save 3 demigods, who would it be?
Mr. D: None
Max: Are you sure?
May: Not even your own son?
Max: The one you told Percy Jackson to protect?
Mr. D: Fine I would protect him.
May: And two others?
Max: What about Percy? Or Annabeth? Or Jason? Or Nico?
Mr. D: Why would I save any of them?
May: Idk. Next question!
Max: If gods can change their appearance at will-
May: -Why do you look like that?
Mr. D:
Mr. D: . . .
Mr. D: What are you children even doing here? Your not demigods!
May and Max: *looks at each other* -errrrrr
Mr. D: I thought we had a magical border to keep mortals like you out!
Max: errr
May: We'll be going now before you turn us into Dolphins
Max: Okay-
May and Max: BYE!
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Percy Jackson: Gods and Demigods
FanfictionBasically, this is a mix of interviews with gods or demigods, stories about gods or sometimes demigods I made up or personally researched about and improvised. There are also some random poems and junk. I really hope you like this story.
