Kuroo: People under 5.8 ft should stop saying fight me. Like, what're you gonna do? Head butt my stomach?
Y/n: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, bitch.
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Lev: Kenma-san, why are Y/n-san and Kuroo-san sitting back to back? They look like those sad couples in romance films.
Kenma: They had a fight.
Lev: ..But they're holding hands?
Kenma: Kuro gets sad when they fight.
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Y/n: Hello, dear boyfriend.
Kuroo: Umm..
Y/n: Yes, yes, I know what you're thinking.
Y/n: How did I get taped to the ceiling. It's a long story-
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Y/n and Kuroo holding hands
Tsukishima: Wow, you look like a couple.
Kuroo: We-
Tsukishima: A couple of losers. Lmao
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Kuroo, on the phone: 911, I need an ambulance It's a heart attack.
Kenma, sighing: Kuro, It's not a heart attack when you get overfilled with happiness and joy.
Kuroo: BUT, Y/N SMILED AT ME AND TOLD ME HOW MUCH SHE LOVES ME!
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Yaku: Y/n, can you help me with this crossword puzzle? A 6 letter word for perfect.
Y/n: *writes Kurooo*
Yaku: But-
Y/n: SHHHHHH
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Y/n: I CAN'T BELIEVE I MARRIED A STUPID CHEATER!
Kuroo: EXCUUUSE ME? YOU CHEATED FIRST!
Y/n: SHUT UP! I'M TAKING THE KIDS!
Hinata: I-I think that's enough Monopoly for today..
Tsukishima: No, are you stupid? I'm enjoying this.
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Hinata: *exists*
Bokuto: Hey son!
Daichi: Umm..he's my son.
Suga: Yeah, we- WHERE DID HE GO?
Y/n: Tetsu, take the child! I'll prepare the car!
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Y/n: Hey, guess what number I'm thinking of.
Kuroo: 420.
Y/n: Why are you so immature? Take another guess.
Kuroo: 69.
Y/n: Yeah good job.
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Inuoka: Good morning.
Yamamoto: Good morning
Kuroo: You guys sound like robots. Spice it up a bit.
Y/n: Rise and shine motherfuckers, It's another day of existential dread and suffering how's everyone's morning?
Kuroo: I love you.
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Y/n: Why's Tetsu crying?
Kenma: He sneezed and I accidentally said "Shut the fuck up" instead of "Bless you"
Kuroo: *Sobs louder*
Y/n: H-
Y/n: How the hell do you say that on accident?
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Kuroo X Reader (Boyfriend scenarios)
RomanceJust some good ol' random scenarios with our bed-headed Kuroo and our very pretty and nice [Y/N]. [Y/N] is a second year at Nekoma, btw. I wanted her to be in Karasuno, but since Nekoma is in Tokyo and Karasuno is in Miyagi, it would just be a mess...
