THE GREAT GULON INCIDENT, kotlc

i failed metaphysics

from the diaries of keefe sencen -

Dad's mad at me.

I don't know why! Okay... so maybe I do. I might've failed my metaphysics exam totally accidentally-not-on-purpose knowing it would make him just a tiny bit mad.

But only a tiny bit.

So I'm sitting in my room- writing in a diary, I might add! -and trying to brainstorm ways to get back at him. But I can't really think of anything. Which is surprising. 'Cause I'm Keefe Sencen.

Ya. Hi! If you've never met me, I'm just this prankster with cool hair and terrible parents... well, my mom's a tiny bit better but she's still..

I don't know how I messed up with her- or what I did wrong. She's a darn lot nicer than Dad but.. he doesn't really set the bar all that high.

And I guess I'm writing in a diary.

Does that make me a girl? I have no idea.

I'm gonna stop- bye for now.