i am being chased by my psychotic principal

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from the diaries of keefe sencen -

Either Dame Alina has a strong nose or I should've waited another day and ordered another one hundred gulons to put in her office- but she got right up and started yelling inaudible words at me while tripping over prodigies who were still coughing on the floor. She even lost her shoe, which landed with its pointy heel right on one of the Councillor's face!

I ran like there was no tomorrow! She's a crazy lady! She chased me like I just...er... stole her mallowmelt or something!

"STINKO! GET YOUR SMELLY BUTT DOWN HERE AND HELP ME!"

Um... the problem was that they were ALL named Stinko- trust me, I have no time to name seven hundred gulons... so all the gulons hopped out of their lockers and started attacking Dame Alina!

Okay, now there was a crazy principal with gulons clinging to her legs, tripping over prodigies and chasing after a particular awesome-haired troublemaker!

I was laughing so hard that I tripped too...

And then she tripped over me and landed right on top of me!

When my vision cleared, I looked up to come face to face with...

I sighed. "Heya Daddio."


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