from the diaries of keefe sencen -
Well... let's just say it stank.
But honestly? IT WAS AMAZING!!!
These huge puffs of green-ish smoke billowed out of the gulon's butts, and the sounds of prodigies choking was louder than- er... a lot of things!
Councillor Oralie fainted in her chair! Emery smashed face-first into a plate of gooey mallowmelt! Councillor Darek fell sideways off his chair and slammed into Councillor Noland, who made Councillor Clarette topple over too- it was like a great Councillor-chain!
But the best was Dame Alina. She started hacking and coughing so hard that she choked! She was trying to plug her nose, but instead, her elbow hit a bookshelf and all the textbooks came toppling over...
With a gulon landing straight on her head!
She saw me laughing from the doorway and started yelling, but that just made her inhale the scent longer so that she choked again!
I think I just made Foxfire history, and I know exactly what I'm going to do with it!
They must have been choking and writhing in all of their glory for ten whole minutes, until I finally took mercy on them and told the gulons to stop farting...
But to start POOPING instead!
It was like a pooplosion! Just these samll, brown-ish balls shooting all over the hallway like a bunch of bouncy balls! Fitz got hit in the forehead with a piece of poop and landed in a pile of.. you guessed it! MORE POOP!
I was just about to tell them to poop until they couldn't poop any longer-
But then Dame Alina practically crawled out of her office, still hacking and coughing, and when she met my eyes I decided to shut up.
It was fun while it lasted....
But boy, I am in biiiiigggggg trouble....
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THE GREAT GULON INCIDENT, kotlc
Fanfiction𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 sophie finds keefes old diaries containing the details of his legendary prank.
