from the diaries of keefe sencen -
That miiiight just be the best moment of my life. You should've seen his face! He just looked up at the cage on his head and then to the poop dripping down his nose... and my mom looked so horrified she looked like she was gonna either bolt or pee her pants...
I was just rolling around in the grass laughing as Dad was swatting away the cage but the poop made it stick to his hair and- and-
They were both trying to tug the cage off of him but it kept getting caught in his hair and he was choking because it smelled so bad! And then my mom fell over trying to pull it and landed in a pile of Stinko's poop! It was hilarious!
I couldn't stop laughing! That was probably the best day ever.
Except dad made me take my own birth fund and pay for twenty bottles of elvin air fresheners and walk around the house, spraying it for a solid three hours. And I had to do detention 'till Midterms (no surprise there, I was already having detention most of that time) and I couldn't go over to the Vackers.
It was so worth it though.
I'm scheming ways to get revenge on him....(oh and maybe Dame Alina too!)
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THE GREAT GULON INCIDENT, kotlc
Fanfiction𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 sophie finds keefes old diaries containing the details of his legendary prank.
