be honest, timothée chalamet

eleven, dating

DATING

IMESSAGE
[ avengers assemble ]

riley
LIAM WE MISSED YOU SO MUCH

WE HOPE YOU'RE OKAY

THOSE THREE MONTHS W/O YOU SUCKED

liam
OMG RY I MISSED YOU TOO

IT SUCKED THAT THEY DIDNT LET ME GET A NEW PHONE

IMAGINE, THE ONLY PPL I WAS IN THREE MONTHS WERE MY MOM, MY SISTER, AND A BUNCH OF DOCTORS

riley
is everything okay tho?

liam
wow, that when from full caps to lowercase real quick

but i'm okay. the doctors say i'm almost completely healed after my accident, so in a matter of time my life can go back to normal. no more calling you through my moms phone anymore and no more disgusting food at the hospital

rosie
liam, im about to cry i missed you sm

kimberly
LIAM IM ABOUT TO START BAWLING

liam
sooooo, what did i miss???

rachel
wait first of all, i missed u and im soooooooooo glad ur back

second of all: you missed SOOOO MUCH

jackson
yeah, i'll start from the beginning. kim and i broke up about two weeks after your accident, but dw she's still my best friend, we just weren't attracted to each other.

rachel
and riley's ex, aka timothée chalamet, commented under her post and now he's kind of a part of the group.

riley
also rachel went on a date with him and they're rlly cute together

rosie
also one week ago kim and i started dating, oops🤪

liam
holy shit, i missed like EVERYTHING.

LIKE EVERYONE DATED EVERYONE IN THE PERIOD I WAS GONE

at least sophie is still single. finally someone who can be trusted and HASN'T DATED ANYONE IN THE FRIENDGROUP EVER.

sophie
thank you😘🤪 also i missed you liam ily

riley
liam, bruv, u literally dated rosie and rachel

liam
now i understand why nobody likes us

riley
our friendgroup 'drama' is better than kuwtk

do ppl even know how many of us dated each other💀

liam
u should make a thread on twitter

riley
ok omw

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TWITTER
@uglynakedguy just tweeted

riley😎 | @uglynakedguy
this is a thread of who dated/or is dating who in our friendgroup bc liam told me to let's gooo

16.9k retweets | 329k likes

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riley😎 | @uglynakedguy
kimberly - jackson and rosie
jackson - kimberly and rachel
rosie - liam and kimberly
liam - rosie and rachel
rachel - liam and jackson
sophie - no one bc she's the only normal one
timothée- me
me- timothée

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timothée chalamet | @realchalamet
i'm so happy that u see me as a part of the friendgroup, i have been blessed

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username1 | @username1
how are they all still friends?💀

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liam not payne | @liamthomas
rosie? check. rachel? check. riley ur next

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username2 | @username2
HOW- WHA- I-

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kimberly 🏳️‍🌈 | @xoxogossipgirl
me and jackson💀🤢

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rach 👁👄👁 | @salmonskinroll
omg i forgot ab jackson and me. wtf even was that💀😭

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username3 | @username3
y'all wondering why everyone dated everyone, im just wondering how they have such a big friendgroup. i can't even get my only friend to reply to my texts💀😭

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sophie💕 | @shorthairedcutie
at least i won't date all of you bitches

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jack | @urcutebutimcuter
i only now realize how messed up our group actually is💀

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rosie🐱 | @hairdyeingaddict
wtf is wrong with us. liam and i didn't even like each other that much LMAO