Matt & Mello- Attitude and Failed Flirting

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(GamerNerd has entered chat)

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GamerNerd: Dude, I'm so over this

Chocoholic: What now, Matt?

GamerNerd:  Call of Duty is giving me such a hard time

Chocoholic: There's bigger problems in the world, you know

GamerNerd: Not in the world I live in

Chocoholic: Ugh, anyway...

GamerNerd: So I was driving my car, right?

Chocoholic: In the real world, or in your video game?

GamerNerd: In the real world. Anyway, I was driving and it was so lonely.

Chocoholic: Lonely, huh?

GamerNerd: Without you in my car with me ;)

Chocoholic: Oh stop, Matt. You're terrible at flirting. Besides, you already told me you don't have a crush on me...

GamerNerd: I'm totally kidding.

Chocoholic: *cough* Mkay

GamerNerd: So...yeah.

Chocoholic: God damn it! I hate these people!

GamerNerd: Who are you referring to?

Chocoholic: THE MAFIA!!!!!

GamerNerd: Calm down. Jesus!

Chocoholic: They bother me about everything! Sayu won't stop crying and I'm getting so frustrated!

GamerNerd: Oh, that's right! You captured her. How's that working out for you?

Chocoholic: She's been crying all day and all night. How can one produce so many tears? Like wtf.

GamerNerd: You've never had compassion for other human beings, Mello.

Chocoholic: I don't care about compassion for others. I want Sayu to STOP FUCKING CRYING. Brb.

GamerNerd: Uh, well, I don't know what to tell you, bro.

Chocoholic: Damn it. Out of duct tape.

GamerNerd: You can kill her 

Chocoholic: I CAN'T. I'M USING HER TO BRIBE THE TASK FORCE. 

Chocoholic: I SWEAR MATT, YOU'RE SO BLONDE SOMETIMES.

GamerNerd: You need to calm the fuck down. Are you out of chocolate or something?

Chocoholic: I AM NOT. 

GamerNerd: Well, you need to eat a Snickers because you're cranky.

Chocoholic: I DON'T LIKE SNICKERS, YOU MORON! 

GamerNerd: I should've never left Wammy's.

Chocoholic: WHY? BECAUSE YOU'RE ANNOYED WITH ME?

GamerNerd: I'M LEAVING. I'VE HAD IT WITH YOUR ATTITUDE, MELLO. 

GamerNerd: I SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT MY PLAYSTATION EITHER. GOOD DAY TO YOU. 

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