Soichiro, Matsuda, Light, & L- Sexual Soichiro

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(BadBoysBadBoysWhatchaGonnaDo has entered chat)

BadBoysBadBoysWhatchaGonnaDo: Son, I think it's time we have a discussion.

Yagami1: Oh, God. Dad, I've already had "the talk", so don't even go there. Please, spare the both of us.

BadBoysBadBoysWhatchaGonnaDo: No, no. Not that talk. You're 17, you should know about that already. And if you don't... good luck. 

Yagami1: Wait, what?

BadBoysBadBoysWhatchaGonnaDo: Oh nevermind. Anyway, I'm being constantly pestered by Ryuzaki. He really thinks you're Kira.

Yagami1: I'm not Kira. How would I even be able to do what Kira is capable of?

BadBoysBadBoysWhatchaGonnaDo: I'm not sure. He's hellbent on it.

Yagami1: LOL, he's crazy. 

BadBoysBadBoysWhatchaGonnaDo: I suppose he is...

Yagami1: And if the entire Task Force is reading over your shoulder right now, because this is some sort of setup... HI EVERYONE! I'M NOT KIRA, SO STOP!

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CakeAndCandy: LIGHT! This type of action is what convinces me you're Kira. All of the signs add up. Paranoia, alertness, and negative tendencies aren't normal in day to day behavior. Those behaviors are present in those who are hiding something!

TotaMatsu: Uh, Ryuzaki? You seem sort of...I don't know... obsessive over this?

CakeAndCandy: Of course I'm obsessive, Matsuda. This is a very serious case. And if it's not solved soon, then Kira can and will wreak havoc.

Yagami1: This is ridiculous. 

BadBoysBadBoysWhatchaGonnaDo: I'm sorry, Light. I have to do what's best. And I believe shutting Ryuzaki up on this topic is what's best for me and my nerves.

CakeAndCandy: Excuse me?

BadBoysBadBoysWhatchaGonnaDo: Sorry. I didn't have coffee this morning and I'm extra open with my feelings.

CakeAndCandy: Uh, okay...

TotaMatsu: I can get you a cup of coffee, chief!

BadBoysBadBoysWhatchaGonnaDo: Make yourself useful. And no sugar!

TotaMatsu: Yes, sir! :D

Yagami1: Dad, I'm so disappointed that you'd set me up like this.

BadBoysBadBoysWhatchaGonnaDo: I've already told you I have to do what's best. And that's final.

Yagami1: Fine.

CakeAndCandy: Well done, Soichiro

BadBoysBadBoysWhatchaGonnaDo: Thank you

Yagami1: Dad, when you come home from work, don't be shocked that I won't be talking to you.

BadBoysBadBoysWhatchaGonnaDo: LOL, whatever.

Yagami1: I'm serious. I'm angry with you and I have a test coming up so I'll probably be locked up in my room for a few days, so don't bother me

BadBoysBadBoysWhatchaGonnaDo: Whatever you say, son. MATSUDA COME WITH MY COFFEE ALREADY. THESE PEOPLE ARE DRIVING ME BAT SHIT CRAZY! 

CakeAndCandy: You do realize we can read this, right?

BadBoysBadBoysWhatchaGonnaDo: I'm well aware. And I don't care. Put my hands in the air!! AYYYO!

CakeAndCandy: Soichiro? Are you alright?

Yagami1: I'm sorry. He's unable to have a professional manner when he hasn't had his morning coffee. Clearly. I'm so sorry. How embarrassing.

CakeAndCandy: It's quite alright. I run on coffee and tea, so I can relate.

BadBoysBadBoysWhatchaGonnaDo: Thank you for the coffee, Matsuda.

TotaMatsu: Chief, you can thank me in person. I'm right next to you...

BadBoysBadBoysWhatchaGonnaDo: I know. I only thanked you on IM so I can show everyone that I can be nice. 

TotaMatsu: Okay then...

Yagami1: I suppose that I should leave. I have SO much studying to do. Man, SO much studying... 

BadBoysBadBoysWhatchaGonnaDo: Have fun with your books, son. Remember if you need a break from "studying", I have a hidden stash of Playboy magazines in my nightstand... Erm.. don't tell your mother.

Yagami1: DAD! I'M SERIOUS. I HAVE TO STUDY FOR MY FINALS NEXT WEEK.

BadBoysBadBoysWhatchaGonnaDo: Whatever you say.

Yagami1: DAD, I'M SERIOUS. I'M NOT DOING THAT. EW.

BadBoysBadBoysWhatchaGonnaDo: You don't...? 

Yagami1: STOP. STOP. STOP. THIS IS EXTREMELY INAPPROPRIATE TO BE DISCUSSING IN FRONT OF YOUR COWORKERS. SHUT UP AND DRINK YOUR COFFEE BEFORE YOU EMBARRASS YOURSELF FURTHER. I'M LEAVING BECAUSE LIKE I SAID, I HAVE STUDYING TO DO. GOODBYE.

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BadBoysBadBoysWhatchaGonnaDo: HAHA! Oh, Light.

TotaMatsu: Well, this is awkward. I'm going to leave because we're all sitting in a 10 foot radius. 

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BadBoysBadBoysWhatchaGonnaDo: Aw, c'mon! Don't leave me hanging! 

BadBoysBadBoysWhatchaGonnaDo: You're all boring.

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