(Strawberry has entered chat)
(CakeAndCandy has entered chat)
Strawberry: Oh, look who it is...
CakeAndCandy: I could say the same to you, Beyond.
Strawberry: You don't have to be jealous of me and my genuity.
CakeAndCandy: I'm not jealous of you, nor will I ever be
Strawberry: Oh whatever
CakeAndCandy: What do you want? Or do you want to try to outdo me again?
Strawberry: I wasn't trying to outdo you. Get your facts straight.
CakeAndCandy: I've already completed your case, and I have exposed you to be the Los Angeles murderer, so what do you want?
Strawberry: I'm so terribly lonely, L. Enlighten me with stories of your greatest cases.
CakeAndCandy: What are you talking about?
Strawberry: LISTEN HERE. I HAVEN'T HAD ANY HUMAN INTERACTION IN MONTHS, SO TELL ME A GOD DAMN STORY.
CakeAndCandy: I think it's unnecessary to be speaking in this manner.
(Chocoholic has entered chat)
Chocoholic: Why are you talking to this psycho, L?
Strawberry: I'M NOT A PSYCHO.
Chocoholic: Uh, yeah, you are.
CakeAndCandy: I'm talking to him for my own amusement.
Strawberry: I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL KILL YOU. SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY.
Chocoholic: Hah, go ahead! You don't even know where I am. Besides, I have an entire Mafia that's on my side.
Strawberry: You're visiting Wammy's House, sitting at the third desk from the right. You're wearing leather pants, a black tank top, black gloves, and boots. Your hair is slightly messy, from sleeping between exactly 12:06 am, to 8:45 am.
Chocoholic: WTF.
CakeAndCandy: Beyond, how do you know this?
Strawberry: Because I'm everywhere. And I'm always watching.
CakeAndCandy: You need to leave Wammy's right now.
Strawberry: Or what? >:D
CakeAndCandy: Or I will tell the police that you're trespassing on private property and I will have them book you in jail.
Strawberry: LOL. NOT IF I KILL THEM FIRST!
Chocoholic: STOP WATCHING ME, YOU CREEPER! I SEE YOU.
Strawberry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
CakeAndCandy: I'M CALLING THE POLICE. RIGHT NOW.
Strawberry: Fine, fine. I'll go.... under one condition.
Chocoholic: What? Do you want my chocolate or something? Or do you want my organs in a cooler, you psycho idiot?
Strawberry: No, I don't want your organs... ew. I want one jar of your finest strawberry jam. Then I'll be on my way.
Chocoholic: FINE. Stay in the window you've been watching me through and I'll sneak you some. Then will you leave?
Strawberry: Yes. JAM NOT JELLY. I HATE JELLY.
CakeAndCandy: You shouldn't be picky, Beyond
Strawberry: Yeah, yeah. And they tell me I shouldn't kill people too.
Strawberry: I'm out.
(Strawberry has left chat)
Chocoholic: I'm going to go lock all of the windows
(Chocoholic has left chat)
(CakeAndCandy has left chat)
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The Death Note Characters Chat Online!?
FanfictionRead conversations between the Death Note characters to REALLY know what's going on... Do they really get along as it seems, or is there drama involved behind the scenes? This collection of messages includes Beyond Birthday, L, Roger, Watari, Soichi...
