Greg: Yes..
Greg: I know it sounds really weird, and I'm not joking, Lars I really like you and I'm close to you, please, do you feel the same?
Lars was overjoyed, after finishing his third round of McDoanlds Cheesy Fries he put his fucking disgusting cheese filled hands on his phone and typed
Lars: OMG GREG I FEEL THE SAME I LOVE YOU GREG
Lars' days have gotten much better, he felt confident, and his erectile dysfunction was no longer weighing down on him, especially because worst case scenario he can just grab a pic from the web ya know..
I just kissed my dog's forehead and I now have dog hair in my mouth PFHHH
Lard Man would have never thought, all of those times in chat, where Greg would play a video of Hitler's rallies (actually happened btw) that he was slowly being seduced by Greg's personality. That he felt ever so entangled by Greg's uh... passionate nature of... the third Reich?...
Lard Man would continue a long online journey with Greg, even going so far as FaceTiming and Lars stuffing as many hotdogs into his mouth as he can because Greg thought it would be "funny"
FIN.
