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Ame x Meri Collab

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"Meri, what makes you think this is a good idea?" Ella groaned as the peppy American dragged her towards the giant brick wall of the edge of their universe.

"Hey. I let you make my boyfriend date Slovakia - you owe me."

Ella grumbled to herself, figuring that was fair. It was a pretty shitty move on her part. But she didn't exactly want to do this under Morning's radar - as America requested. But what choice did she have really?

When they reached the wall, Ella destroyed it as usual and Meri lead her over to Morning's wall, stopping Ella just before she went to break it.

"Ok, here's the plan: I go in there, grab Ame and once we bring him back here, we bring his memory back."

Ella looked at him unimpressed, "Uhm, no. IM going in there. YOU stay here."

Meri pouted, "What? Why?"

"You don't even know where he is."

"...Fair point. Counterpoint: I'm his best friend."

"Meri, you met him ONCE."

"You say that like its a bad thing."

"Look- just-" Ella took a deep breath in. "Hang tight. I'll be back."

With that, the door came crumbling down and she disappeared in a cloud of dust. Meri grumbled and crossed his arms, sitting on a chair near the wall.

Ame was lying in bed, scrolling through his phone trying to fight sleep. He was looking at memes, laughing to himself in the dark if the room.

As far as he knew, everyone was asleep. He should be to, he had made plans with Russia for tomorrow.

Still as much as he tried, sleep still overtook him and in five minutes he was asleep with his phone in hand.

Ella cursed under her breath as she climbed through Ame's window. How the hell did she keep getting herself into these rediculous situations? 5 years ago she was setting up a skeleton and a genderless kid like a weirdo and now she was climbing into a country's bedroom through their window.

As soon as she saw Ame she slid an arm under his neck and the other under his knees. She knew he was a heavy sleeper so she didnt worry about waking him up. She lifted him up with a little difficulty, carrying him back out the window and towards the wall.

"I'm boned, I'm boned, I'm so fucking boned."

Once she made it through the wall rematerialised, Meri looking up expectantly with grin.

"You did it!"

Ella groaned and laid Ame down on the couch, taking a vace from nearby and taking the flowers out, dumping the water on his face.

Like a true American, he slowly sat up and looked around saying, "Hello?"

Noticing the water he wiped his eyes free from it and spat it out looking around, noticing the two people.

"Uh. Is this heaven?"

Meri giggled, "Hear that El? I'm an angel~"

He batted his eyelashes at her and she chuckled, pushing away his face.

"Calm down weirdo. We need to give him back his memories."

"My memories?" Ame turned to them and raised a brow. "Oh shit, is this the stuff from the time I died? Are you a past version of me?"