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Act IV, Chapter Fifty-Five

So this takes place a couple of days after Japan says that she has a plan in the last chapter of option A! Also if you missed it last time I'm discontinuing option B because I'm 

~ d e p r e s s e d ~

Anyway enjoy!

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"Welcome everyone, to Operation: save America from his super evil boyfriend Vietnam--"

"I have a question." 

Japan stopped what was going to be an amazing, inspiring spiel about friendship and love and the power of teamwork to glare at Mexico.

"Mexico, please don't interrupt me."

"But it's important!"

"Still, don't shout out if you have a question," Japan hissed, her ears pinning back to her hair. "Just, I don't know, raise your hand or something."

"Fine." Mexico said in an annoyed tone and raised his hand.

Japan sighed, rubbing her temples, her bangs falling in her face. Russia, Australia, Canada, Greenland, and Antarctica all stood around them with varying levels of emotions. Russia was tapping his foot nervously, glaring at the apartment building ahead of them. Australia and Canada were smiling slightly at the two clashing heads, while Greenland and Antartica were smiling at each other because they were having their own conversation in sign language. Australia also had her phone out, ready to call Italy and see where she was at with her cop friends.

"Yes, Mexico?"

"Why is the name so long?"

"...That's the 'important' question you interrupted me for?" Japan asked, unimpressed.

"Well, you haven't answered it yet."

"It's long because I said so now shush!"

Japan took a breath to calm herself down, her tail lashing in annoyance. She held up her phone to the group of readied soldiers and showed the adorable profile photo of South Korea she had on her phone.

"Ok, South is on radio--"

'She does know that's not a radio right?' Antartica signed to Greenland, who chuckled and kissed his shoulder.

'It's an expression,' Greenland signed back, making Antartica cover his mouth as he silently giggled at the fact he didn't realise that himself.

"--and she'll tell us when she gets North distracted. We go in on my signal. Does everyone remember what--"

"I have another question." 

"Mexico, stop interrupting me with your bullshit!" Japan snapped, glaring at the South American country.

"But I have a --"

"Can't it wait??" She said, irritated. She was getting really sick of his shit.

"What's the signal?" Mexico said, ignoring her question.

"...What?"

"What's the signal?"

"He has a point," Canada said, nodding to Mexico who smiled. "How will we know when to go when we don't know the signal?"

"You'll know it when you see it."

"That's not an answer," Mexico raised an eyebrow.

"Yea, what if you scratch your nose and we end up storming the place because we thought that was the signal?" Australia chimed in, crossing her arms.