07 : The Sleppy Ass Bad Habits

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[ Lazy ass ]

The lab room's on fire :

No one :

"KEBAKARAN KYAAAA!!!!"

"SKINKER GUE!"

"OH NO, MY BELOVED MONEY!"

"FIRE~ E O E O~" (now play : BTS - FIRE)

"PANGGIL DAMKAR WOI, SETAN! MALAH NYANYI!"

Especially Aguero Agnes : "MINYAK MANA MINYAK?! TUANGIN CEPET!"

Lauroe : *just don't care, is asleep

*Beep*

His reaction when a murderer is after him :

Lauroe : "Akhirnya gue bisa tidur selamanya."

Izrail : *pulls down his hood "Gak ngerti lagi gue sama manusia jaman sekarang. Dhla mau resign aja gue jadi malaikat maut. Mau jualan es di neraka."



[ Anjenk random bat ni anak ]

Wangnan : "Apa jadinya kalo Hinata Shoyo nikah sama Hyuga Hinata?"

Lauroe : "Jangan, kasian ntar istrinya, jadi ganti marga namanya Hinata Hinata."

Shibisu (no idea with those two) : "Gimana mau nikah kalo ketemu aja gak bisa? Beda server mas,"

Lauroe : "Ntar kita buka portalnya isekai."



[ Salty salty salty ]

Baam : "uhuk uhuk" *ceritanya batuk

Lauroe : "Es teros"

*Beep*

Khun (Ngucek mata karena begadang buat nyelesain jobsheet)

Lauroe : "HP teros"

*Beep*

Endorsi ( Nangis abis patah hati karena lagi-lagi ditolak Baam )

Lauroe : Makanya jangan kebanyakan ngarep

*Beep*

Wangnan : "Bro, bayangin lu tenggelam di laut, trus ada hiu yang mau makan lu, tapi lu gak bisa berenang. Apa yang lu lakuin buat nyelametin diri?"

Lauroe : "Ya tinggal berenti bayangin lah, tolol"

*Beep*

No one :

Literally no one :

Lauroe : "Susah ngomong sama orang goblok"



[ Wise Motivator -probably ]

When he's so done with people who wanting to break their own life.

Laureo : "Jika kamu lelah dengan hidup, ingatlah orangtuamu. Mereka juga lelah memiliki anak tak berguna sepertimu."

*Beep*

Of people who are envious of others. And want to look like someone else.

Lauroe : "Jadilah dirimu sendiri. Karena kalau jadi orang lain, mungkin kamu sedang kerasukan setan."

*Beep*

For people who make up easily do something.

Lauroe : Do your best!

... BuT MaYBe NoT sOMeTimES

(ノ°д°)ノ

*Beep*

Fake fake everywhere.

Lauroe : "Makhluk apa yang paling menipu, itulah iblis berwujud malaikat."

Also Lauroe : "Gue nemu di buku yang ditulis William Shakespeare."

The fact that we found out : Lauroe is just Shakespeare fanboi, seriously omg!



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