•Karasuno First Years•

•maybe we could hold hands 👉👈•

Karasuno First Years - FUCK YOU SALTYSHIMA AT LEAST I'M NOT A SINGLE LOSER LIKE YOU

Hinata - Tadaaaaashhhiiiii!

Yamaguchi - Yeah?

Tsukishima - wait what the fuck-

Kageyama - i-

Hinata - Shut up single bitches-

Tsukishima - okay, so you and yamaguchi are dating now.

Kageyama - wait what the fUCK-

Hinata - TADA-

Yamaguchi - Yes, Sho? What is it?

Hinata -

👉👈

Yamaguchi - I-

Tsukishima - where the fuck did you get that-

Kageyama - what does it even say?

Hinata - So can we hold hands?

Yamaguchi - Holding hands before marriage? dISGUSTING-

Tsukishima - okay holy spirit

Hinata - Babe you literally picked me up and pushed me up against the wall, your mom threw a condom at us-

Tsukishima - i-

Kageyama - tmi

Yamaguchi - Fine, we can hold hands, Sho-

Hinata - YAY! I love you!

Yamaguchi - I love you too-

Tsukishima - 🤢

Kageyama - in front of my milk? WOW.

Tsukishima - get out of here with your stupid cow juice.

Kageyama - bitch, don't ever disrespect my milk, disgusting lactose intolerant creature.

Yachi - Um, chile anyways, congratulations on getting together you two!

Tsukishima - no, not anyways, what the fuck did you just call me?

Kageyama - you can read it with your two- sorry, four eyes, can't you?

Tsukishima - ...you little shit.

Hinata - Get a room you two

Yachi - Yeah seriously 😒

Tsukishima - WHAT THE FUCJ

Kageyama - WHAT- NO

Yamaguchi - Can you like stop flirting in front of us though?

Tsukishima - YAMAGUCHI

Kageyama - ME? FLIRTING WITH TSUKISHIMA?

Tsukishima - disgusting

Hinata, Yamaguchi, and Yachi

Hinata - Honestly wasn't expecting them to freak out that much

Yamaguchi - I'm with Tsukki right now and I can confirm he has a huge blush on his face and he's trying to hide it from me-

Yachi - Istg if they don't get together already-

Hinata - Those dummies don't know how much they like each other? It's obvious though!

Yamaguchi - I know right?

Yamaguchi - Oop- Tsukki left the room.

Hinata - Probably going to the bathroom to jack- oh wait Yachi's here

Yachi - Hinata-

Yamaguchi - Where did your innocence go?

Hinata - HA- It's been gone ever since I reas BJ Alex and Killing Stalking

Yachi - I-

Yamaguchi - Sangwoo's ashes 😍

Yachi - YAMAGUCHI I HAVEN'T FINISHED IT YET

Yamaguchi - Sorryy

Karasuno First Years - Is that your only insult on me now Shrimpy?

Tsukishima - why you built like that though? you seriously said fe fi fo fum there king.

Kageyama - you're just mad i look like a model

Tsukishima - model for what? animal planet?

Yamaguchi - I-

Yachi - Oop-

Hinata - Pfft-

Tsukishima - you got nothing to say king?

Yamaguchi - We must cleanse Kageyama, he has been roasted from the inside out-

Kageyama - bitch you smell like old tap water and corn flakes, let's cleanse your ass insted

Yamaguchi - Damn that kinda hurted tho-

Tsukishima - insted? don't go roasting yamaguchi if you can't even spell.

Kageyama - it's true that i can't spell, but i can spell your name, want to see it?

Tsukishima - you know what? sure.

Kageyama - D U M B A S S B I T C H

Hinata - How long are you guys going to do this?

Tsukishima - king you need to shut up before i push your dumbass into my basement

Yamaguchi - I-

Kageyama - your ancient ass is going to be SHOOK when i unplug your life support tho

Hinata - I- that was a dark one

Kageyama - just like the blackheads on your face stupid ass bitch

*Hinata has muted Kageyama and Tsukishima for the next 15 minutes*

Hinata - You guys need to calm DOWN. ALSO I DON'T HAVE BLACKHEADS KAGEYAMA WTF-

Yachi - Is it over?

Yamaguchi - I really hope so-

~All of the roasts are credited to Larray on Youtube, because I can't roast people to save my life 😀🔫

Anyways- thanks for reading this trainwreck!

Anti~