•Karasuno First Years•

•Twitter Posts•

Yamagucci 😘✌ @yamakmart

Quick question! How do you get your friends to stop being scared of you after a game of Among Us?

347 likes, 15 comments

Tiny Giant 😎 @illSHOYOagoodtime

BABE YOU LITERALLY KILLED HALF OF THE WHOLE TEAM IN ONE ROUND! HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TRUST YOU AGAIN-

-- Yamagucci 😘✌ @yamakmart

I'M SORRY?? IM JUST GOOD AT IMPOSTER SHO 😭

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Saltyshima @imtallerthanyou

just found out that my brother broke one of my dinosaur figurines so i will be selling it for $1 on ebay. it's 185.2 inches tall, ugly as fuck, and annoying.

529 likes, 18 comments

-- Saltyshima @imtallerthanyou

it looks like this- VERY ugly as you can tell

--- Saltyshima @imtallerthanyou

not to mention it's a lyING ASS MANIPULATIVE BITCH THAT SHOULDVE BEEN FUXKING ABORTED

---- Yamagucci 😘✌ @yamakmart

Tsukki please-

----- Swaggayama Tobiyolo @haveyoumetthemilkman?

that's some pent up frustrastuon

------ Saltyshima @imtallerthanyou

it is, too bad you had to misspell frustration that badly though.

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Swaggayama Tobiyolo @haveyoumetthemilkman?

i have many people asking me to change my name and user (fuck you tsukishima).

n o.

if you don't like it then fuck you.

173 likes, 8 comments

-- Saltyshima @imtallerthanyou

id rather not fuck you, thanks.

--- Swaggayama Tobiyolo @haveyoumetthemilkman?

we've LITERALLY fucked before, you bottom.

---- Saltyshima @imtallerthanyou

stfu no one needs to know that oh my god.

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Q u e e n @imholyiswear-

So people often ask me, what's it like being the forgotten one if the first years?

It sucks 😭

2k likes, 36 comments

-- Yamagucci 😘✌ @yamakmart

Oh honey don't e v e n. You're always talking to that onion head from Aoba Josai or hanging out with Kiyoko when we want to talk.

--- Tiny Giant 😎 @icanSHOYOagoodtime

He isn't wrong Yachi-

---- Q u e e n @imholyiswear

Valid answer, but I'm just trying not to be single anymore, can you blame me?

----- Swaggayama Tobiyolo @haveyoumetthemilkman?

you and kindaichi aren't dating yet?

------ Q u e e n @imholyiswear

NO NOT YET 😄😄

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Q u e e n @imholyiswear

HINATA SHOYO I SWEAR TO ASAHI IF YOU CALL ME HISOKA INSTEAD OF HITOKA ONE MORE F U C K I N G TIME I WILL MAKE A FUCKING FRENCH BRAID OUT OF YOUR INTESTINES

4k likes, 5 comments

-- Tiny Giant 😎 @icanSHOYOagoodtime

no ❤

--- Q u e e n @imholyiswear

Skin is a privilege, hon.

---- Tiny Giant 😎 @icanSHOYOagoodtime

WHY ARE YOU OUTSIDE MY HOUSE

----- Q u e e n @imholyiswear

😃😃

------ Tiny Giant 😎 @icanSHOYOagoodtime

F U C K.

~Yes I will have Kindaichi x Yachi in this story- I realized that Kiyoko x Yachi isn't really a rare pair, so here is one of the rarest of the rare pairs.

Also I remembered the second tweet (tsukishima selling akiteru) from some youtube video I watched.

Thanks for reading!

Anti~