Ellie's Big Book of Dad Jokes

Jokes: food

1) What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Your entire family dying in a fire.
2) That's a nice piece of ham there. Be a shame if someone put a s in front of it and an e behind it.
3)Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed stake.
4) Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta way.
5) A cow stumbles into a marijuana field. Steaks have never been higher.
6) Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
7) I went to a really emotional wedding last week.
Even the cake was in tiers.
8) I'm telling people about the benefits of eating dried grapes.
It's all about raisin awareness!
9) How did the cheese admit its feelings for the olive?
By saying "olive you"!
10) Bread is like the sun.
It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist!
11) Where do you go to learn about ice-cream?
Sundae school.
12) Justice is best served cold.
If it were warm, it'd be just-water.
13) I had cheese but no crackers.
I was cracka-lackin
14) Revenge is sweet, and best served cold.
So I've come to the conclusion that revenge is ice-cream.
15) Who were the first vegans?
Dinosaurs, they were herbivore us!

I really hope someone reads this, I need a reason to know all of these. Comment ideas for the next theme!