A man walks into a bar and sees three pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the bartender why they're there. The bartender replies ' Well, if you can jump and hit one of them, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you have to pay for every one else's drinks all night. Wanna try?'
The man replies ' No thanks, the steaks are too high!'
(Joke 60)
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