A woman is 2 months pregnant and goes into a coma. 8 months later, she wakes up and the doctor tells her that she had given birth to twins, a boy and a girl. He says that her brother had named them.
woman : 'oh no, he's an idiot! What did he name the girl?'
Doctor: 'she's called Denise'
Woman : ' oh, that's actually a nice name... what about the boy?'
The doctor says ' he's Denephew'
(Joke 58)
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