1) How long do owls live?
6 1/2 books!
2) On a scale of 1-10, how good is the Harry Potter series?
9 3/4
3) If you don't vote for this book,
There's something siriusly Ron with you
4) How does Voldemort keep his breath fresh
Dementos
5) How long are people going to love Harry Potter for?
Always...
6) Hermionephobia
The fear of being killed, or worse, expelled !
7) What's Harry Potters favourite coffee ?
Expresso-patronum
8) How do you find Hermione in a crowd ?
Say wingardium leviosAaa
9) Where does Hagrid buy his coffee?
Star-buckbeaks
10) Why was Voldemort scared of Dumbledore?
Nobody nose!
I think that from now on, I'll start posting one joke per part, and update daily (or as often as I can)
Again, pls feel free to dm suggests to me xx
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Ellie's Big Book of Dad Jokes
HumorIf you want no friends, use these. @niamhkill , thank you for putting up with me having memorised this. Pls read her stories, especially if you love 5sos.
