A cargo plane is carrying 500 bricks, one falls out. How many are left?
499
What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in the fridge?
Open fridge, put elephant in the fridge and close the fridge.
What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in the fridge?
Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffe in and close the fridge!
The lion king has a birthday party and all of the animals attend except one. Which one?
The giraffe, it's in the fridge!
Sally need to cross an alligator infested river but there's no bridge . She makes it across safely. How?
The alligators are at the party so she swam.
Sally dies anyway, why?
She's hit on the head by a brick that fell from the sky!
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