A man walks into an empty bar, and heads towards the back room to look for the bartender. As he's walking, he hears voices saying things like ' I like your hair' and 'nice shoes'. He finds the bartender and orders a whiskey. As he sits and drinks, he says ' the strangest thing happened when I came in. I kept hearing strange voices saying really nice things about me.'
The bartender replies ' Oh that's just the peanuts. They're complimentary'
(Joke 62)
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