Story 3: So Anyways, I Put It In (SMUT)

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JIMIN POV


"Yo, you trying to slide into Rosé's DMs," Jungkook whispered to me.

"Hell yeah, bro, I gonna go up to her and clap her cheeks," I said.


Jungkook and I were sitting together at lunch, staring at Rosé, who talked to her friend Lisa.


"Oh, I almost forgot, are you planning on sliding onto Lisa's DMs," I asked Jungkook.

"You already know, Lisa got cake bro," Jungkook said.


ROSÉ POV


I was talking to my friend Lisa during lunch. We were just talking about stuff and random things.


"So what did you do last night," Lisa asked.

"Oh, I just binged watched The Office," I replied. "What did you do."

"I talked to Jennie and Jisoo over the phone," Lisa said.

"Oh, that's great, wait."


Just in the corner of my eye, I see Jimin and Jungkook just looking staring at us and laughing.


"Lisa, don't turn around," I said.

"What why," she asked.

"Jimin and Jungkook are staring at us."

"Oh god, not those two dorks," she said.

"Just don't stare back at them, and everything will be fine," I said.


Lisa and I just hate those two idiots. I mean, they would like to call us their baby, ewwwwwww. You know, if it weren't for their personalities, I would date them—especially Jungkook.


*CUT, CUT, CUT*


SmutMaker2000: Rosé, you made a mistake

Rosé: What did I do wrong director

SmutMaker2000: You said Jungkook

Rosé: And so, Rosékook for days

SmutMaker2000: Rosé, do you want readers to get mad. Because I'm pretty sure you triggered 100% of these readers by saying Rosékook

Rosé: Who was I suppose to say then.

SmutMaker2000: 5 letters, J I M I N

Rosé: What!!!

Lisa: Come Rosé, you know Jungkook is my guy

Rosé: So this Smut is a Jirosé and Liskook thing

SmutMaker2000: That is correct

Rosé: That's some bullshit, you don't even ship Jirosé and Liskook as much as readers think you do

SmutMaker2000: Don't expose me like that, but yes, readers, it's true. As a matter of fact, I don't even ship Taennie and Jinsoo either.

Jimin: So what do you ship then, since you don't ship the main four

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