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ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ BilliesBitch08   Fᴏʀ ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪs

𝐘/𝐧 𝐏𝗼𝐯

Hey, everybody, my name is Jared I'm 19 and I never learned how to fucking read
I'm kidding I'm Y/n and I have an 𝐚𝐧𝐧𝗼𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 sister that makes me wanna go back to the orphanage
Her name is Billie Eilish
Yes, the singer Billie Eilish, who else?

Anyways, she's been bothering me all day to make her a burrito and I simply DON'T WANT TO!

" 𝐘/𝐧 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 "

" 𝐍𝐎 𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐄! "

" 𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐧𝗼𝐭? "

" 𝐒𝐭𝗼𝐩 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 "

" 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝗼 𝐲𝗼𝐮 𝗺𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐲? 𝐘𝗼𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝗺𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐭𝗼 𝐲𝗼𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 "

" 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐝𝗼𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝗼 "

" 𝐎𝐮𝐭 𝗼𝐟 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝗺𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐈 𝐜𝗼𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝗼𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐝𝗼𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝗼 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝗼 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝗺𝐞 𝐭𝗼 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝗺𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐧 𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐎𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐰𝐡𝗼 𝐰𝗼𝐧'𝐭 𝗺𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐚 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐭𝗼 "

" 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝗺𝐞𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐮𝗺𝗺𝐲 "

" 𝐈'𝗺 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝗼𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝗼𝗼𝐝 𝗺𝐞𝗺𝗼𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 "

" 𝐇𝐚 𝐡𝐚 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐘/𝐧 "

" 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 "

I start walking up the stairs until Ms. Annoying calls me

" 𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇! "

" 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐄 " my mom says

" 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐇 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐄 "

" 𝐒𝐡𝐮𝐭 𝐮𝐩 𝐡𝗼𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝗼𝗺𝐞 𝗼𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 "

" 𝐔𝐡 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝗼 𝐲𝗼𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭? "

" 𝐃𝗼 𝐲𝗼𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐚 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐭𝗼? "

" 𝐘𝐞𝐬 "

" 𝐍𝗼 𝗺𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐲𝗼𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 "

" 𝐀𝐧𝐧𝗼𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 "

" 𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐇 𝐎𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐆𝐄 "

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