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CRONU2 WTF HAPPEN2 IIN MARCH

You were a Captor, you and Mituna were the same age. But you acted like the oldest since Mituna and Sollux always acted like four year olds. You seemed to be the only one who could try to calm tuna down when he freaked out, (along with Kurolz) and were also the only one who could beat sollux in all the games you play together. The thing you guys had in common, including Piisonic was that you all absolutely loved making fun of the Amporas. Although Cronus was your matesprit, and Eridan was Sol's you guys couldn't help but tease them in the specific month of March. You, Mituna and Sol all went over to their hive to tease them. But you saw Cronus and couldn't help but burst out laughing. Mituna and Sol were almost crying they had been laughing so hard as well. Cronus saw you and was a blushing mess. Eridan started yelling at Sol who was literally wheezing on the floor. And you and Mituna were practically rolling around on the floor. You pulled yourself together and went up to Cronus and said "Aw babe,, you're a printheth now" you shared the same lisp as Tuna and Sol. And couldn't help but start laughing again. He did a pouty face at you and Tuna walked up to you two and said "He lookth like a fake toy doll you can get in thothe human dollar thtoreth!!" You And Tuna were practically rolling in the floor again. Sollux pat Eridan on the head and said "daaaaammnnn babe you're lookin ffffffffineeee" in a way that made him ssound like a total drama queen, well then again he is so- Eridan crossed his arms and was blushing intensely. "Awwww sol look,,, our boyth are all pouty, they are like printheththeth" you giggled and Sollux put a hand over his mouth trying not to laugh. Tuna then started to freak out, he wasn't distressed he just got way to exited, he overreacts most of the time so it sometimes leads to him getting all jumpy and twitchy. Your inner mom instincts were quickly brought out as you ran to him and tried to calm him, your hand on his cheek and your other hand holding his. Cronus and Eridan both admired that about you, then Sollux gave Eridan a kiss on th cheek and said, "welp we gotta go now, bye ED, and bye uH yoU" he liked to tease Cronus cause he couldn't do anything to him cause he knows your not scared to kick him in the bulge. You guys eventually got home and got Tuna's matesprit (Kurolz) to come over and you two calmed him. You texted Cronus and said "Love you princess💛💜" as you sat down on the couch and turned on a movie.