[DISCONTINUED] mistaken messages || dreamnoblade

;;19 - 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐛𝐮𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠..

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conversation between you and wilbur
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wilbur:
hey techno
i have something to ask you

you:
lmao what is it
go ahead, i owe u a favour after all

wilbur:
hAh
you barely owe me one tbf, i would've done that for anyone
but anyways
you gotta promise me smth first

you:
oh no, a promise
terrifying
what is it

wilbur:
don't talk about this with anyone else, yeah?

you:
lmao what even is this
did you murder someones dad or smth 

wilbur:
LMFAO NO
like ok ik i sound unhinged sometimes but thats only cuz im sleep deprived smh

you:
sure, sure, mr. i-simp-for-online-egirls-who-are-probably-catfishing-me

wilbur:
i have 2 boyfriends but okay smh
stop mocking me cuz i write bad songs >:(
anyways
back to the question
dyou like dream?

you:
uh
which one?

wilbur:
you-
you know more than one dream??

you:
no but
do you?

wilbur:
the one i go to school with dumbass
i know one (1) dream and he's on the cross country team, and he's BLOND

you:
geez okay
getting pretty personal here huh
and yeah i like him i guess
he's a pretty good friend

wilbur:
dude i
can you get any more oblivious smh
do you like like him 
as in "yeah id date him prolly"

you:
oh
oh sh
ugh
ok so
don't tell anyone

wilbur:
bro i literally made u promise not to tell anyone abt this text convo you think im gonna go back on that n tell someone??

you:
im just making sure ok smh
anyways uh
fuck why is this so hard to say

wilbur:
take ur time dude

you:
IM TRYING
ugh ok
so
so
so
uhhh
fuck

wilbur:
wow ok
so what i got from that was "so, so, so, uhh," and "fuck"
anything else you'd like to tell me

you:
this is hard to say okay
fuckk
.
i like him, like
like romantically
there
thats what you wanted from me, isn't it?

wilbur:
HELL YEAH
I FUCKIN CALLED IT
anyways yes that is what i wanted

you:
you "called it"???
wilbur did you like make a bet with someone or smth wtf dude

wilbur:
he talks abt u all the time yknow
at this point its gotten to where just about half our school ships you two despite having never met you

you:
oh
th
thats 
huh
i don't know what to say to that

wilbur:
wow, the ever famous technoblade's at a loss for words
never thought id see the day

you:
time to ghost you then i guess

wilbur:
LMAO NO
wait before u go
would you date dream? 👀

you:
im so going to regret telling you this
but
..
yeah
yeah i would

wilbur:
hmmm
okay
thank u for the information
i shall b taking that into account

you:
and i shall be ghosting you for the rest of the week

wilbur:
yeah i prolly deserve that lmaoo
anyways, bye techno
stay safe dude
read 4:19pm ✔✔

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yooo
gonna make a crack chapt after this

which gc should it be: hell (techno/dream/george/spifey/sapnap/finn/skeppy/bad/vurb) or family chat (sbi boys)

i skipped breakfast to write this and its still not good rip
ughh the hogwarts au is taking me so long to write i hate it here

EDIT: WATTPAD KEEPS TELLING ME THAT THIS IS STILL IN DRAFTING IM GOING TO FUCKING BREAK DOWN