[DISCONTINUED] mistaken messages || dreamnoblade

;;21 - 𝟕𝟖𝟏 𝐮𝐧𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥

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killer man (techno), skippy, babeyboyhalo, snapmap, gogynotfound, and 3 others—————————————————————————————————————————————

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skippy:
pk dbyt i ha ve gifd new s

snapmap:
skeppy rn be like:

gogynotfound:
don't kid yourself, sapnap
he's like that all the time

skippy:
SUHT FUPF
I HXCE SUMDTHJFG DTO TSLL UE GUYS

gogynotfound:
OK WELL WHAT IS IT

killer man (techno):
spit it out, nerd

skippy:
Ok so I'm using voice talk for this but
Bad is getting better and the doctor says he can go back to school next Tuesday
So he will be talking more here

gogynotfound:
YVDAGHUIJFGJKGFLDS;A
thats actually usper goodews ffukc
*news

you:
wait, bads coming back?
pogchamp!!

skippy:
avdfhywas hs o thear was neuogh fo godo wirtingf bajk to s turoke

killer man (techno):
i swear this is the moment he reveals that he's dyslexic or smth

you:
i meann
skeppy
ARE you dyslexic? 👁 👄 👁

skippy:
no lol i just type bad cuz i can 😌

gogynotfound:
HJFSAJJF
I DIDNT EVEN FUKCING PROCESS THAT WAS SKEPPY AT FIRST LMAO

skippy:
yeah see its all to annoy everyone around me
now if youll excuse me
bkc to stkeolamd we gco

killer man (techno):
ah shit not strokeland again

you:
skeppy's just always in strokeland
its where he was born smh

toe guy:
HEY GUYS
UH
CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME A REALLY ODDLY OMINOUS AND SCARY ONE LINER
I NEED IT FOR SMTH
LIKE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

killer man (techno):
you cannot kill me in a way that matters.

you:
i
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excuse me but techno
1) what the fuck was that supposed to mean
2) why the fuck did you immediately respond with that

killer man (techno):
ive been waiting for a long time to use that one lmao
i mean i have more

gogynotfound:
i dont know if i want to hear more

snapmap:
well i do 🤠

killer man (techno):
ok
decay exists as an extant form of life
the fear within me is beyond anything your soul could possibly generate or hope to comprehend
im about to uppercut you directly to heavens door
if you kill me my teeth only have a 2% drop rate

gogynotfound:
aight you can just stop yourself right there

you:
aw but i wanted to hear more

snapmap:
simp 🤡

you:
as if you aren't one as well

killer man (techno):
simp wars

you:
this isn't gonna go well is it

gogynotfound:
yeah it def isn't
but that's why we're here for it

snapmap:
sometimes ⏰ murder 🔪 is ✨ the answer 😌

you:
you know, that block button is looking hella fine 😉

killer man (techno):
for a split second i thought you were trying to flirt with the block button

gogynotfound:
im not gonna lie i would not put that past dream

egirl:
sounds like something he'd do

spiffey:
^^^^^^

you:
SHUT UP

gogynotfound:
LMaO fuckboy dream???? 👀

you:
george i could squish you beneath my foot
you have no rights to be saying that

snapmap:
woah woah woah why are we immediately jumping to threatening huh

egirl:
sapnap defending his bOyfRIenD?? ❤️ 😘

spiffey:
they're in love your honour

you:
LMAOO

snapmap:
SHUT UP HUST UDFDPH

gogynotfound:
WE ARENT DATING GUYS HSKHFJK
SHUFGDUSDGP

killer man (techno):
you may be able to deny the fact that you're dating but what you can't deny is the sexual tension between the both of you

you:
damn techno

spiffey:
techno really do be exposing them tho

egirl:
god i feel like im back in preschool again and everyone's arguing over fruit snacks or smth

you:
BRO TGE FRUIT SNACKS,, man
those hit DIFFERENT

egirl:
EXACTLY LIKE HUH,,
fruit gummies are the most superior snack and nobody is allowed to tell me otherwise

gogynotfound:
why tf would anyone tell you otherwise when you're RIGHT

killer man (techno):
i can think of several reasons why they would

snapmap:
boooooo fruit snacks suck

gogynotfound:
IM GONNA GUFKICNG KILL YOU

you:
and that is my cue to see myself out
read 3:45pm ✔✔

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