[DISCONTINUED] mistaken messages || dreamnoblade

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hell -
killer man (techno), skippy, babeyboyhalo, snapmap, gogynotfound, and 3 others—————————————————————————————————————————————

↑ 1711 unread messages

snapmap:
AND THE DUCK WALKED UP TO THE LEMONADE STAND

gogynotfound:
and he said to the man, running the stand:

babeyboyhalo:
Hey!! Bum bum bum, got any grapes? :3

skippy:
gthd mxn sxud "no" nbuts we do whgave lmnodae1
istdfresh and its squez d and alst hmoade

snapmap:
(...im not sure thats how it goes but okay)

gogynotfound:
((i couldnt even read that so uh

snapmap:
(dude skeppy just speaks minecraft inchantmat table)
tf how did i spell that that badly
*enchantment

skippy:
L

snapmap:
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

gogynotfound:
bruh we couldve like 
uh
sang that??
is that the word

skippy:
yiyu mdan tuped t oyt

gogynotfound:
yeah what he said

snapmap:
my apologies but i cant even fuckin read what he said

babeyboyhalo:
ಠ_ಠ
LANGUAGE!!

you:
yo bad how do you even make that face

babeyboyhalo:
I have a bunch of them copypasted to my notes, if you want I can PM you them?

you:
:0
yeah pls do that but like later i have like 1239103789 notifs to clear lmaoo

snapmap:
geez, mr popular much?

you:
..its literally all from my dad

skippy:
LMSGDJAOAJAAOAOHDJA

gogynotfound:
did i just witness a stroke

snapmap:
george have we not alr gone over this
he's always having a stroke

skippy:
😔 iy do br lik htha smthines

babeyboyhalo:
>:c You guys need to stop making fun of Skeppy for how he writes!

you:
sorry bad, it wont happen again

snapmap:
dream that is a lie and you know it

you:
shut the FUCK up sNaPmAp

babeyboyhalo:
>:000 LANGUAGE!!

you:
SKSKDKSKS IM SO SORRY BAD OMG

gogynotfound:
WHEN DID MY BEST FRIEND TURN INTO A VSCO GIRL OH GOD

snapmap:
lets be real here for a sec
he was always a vsco girl george

you:
i hate you both with my whole heart and soul

snapmap:
🤩 im honoured

babeyboyhalo:
ಥ_ಥ

skippy:
niiio baf dint cgry

killer man (techno):
so uh
anyone care to explain why i come back from debate to 1k+ unread messages or no

you:
gonna be honest here man idk either
like
i woke up to 1732 unread messages
so uhhh
y k n o w
👁👄👁

killer man (techno):
tf
what were yall even doing

you:
they were sinning the duck song
*sinning
*sining
*singing

killer man (techno):
man you really need to get an english teacher

you:
SHUT UP NO I DONT

babeyboyhalo:
I mean, Dream, your English grades aren't the best right now.. 🤔

snapmap:
bad his grades arent the best in any subject
i mean aside from like 2
he literally only pays attention in p.e. and coding

gogynotfound:
^^ i can confirm that
the funny thing is though at the end of the year he always seems to come out with like
all 100s

skippy:
hacjsr

snapmap:
what

babeyboyhalo:
He said hacker.

snapmap:
oh okay

you:
🙃

killer man (techno):
lmfao how

you:
idk man maybe i hacked into the school system 😪🤧
you wouldn't know 🙂

babeyboyhalo:
Didn't you like actually do that before?

you:
no
it was a rumor but no i didnt

snapmap:
bad he's just tryna make a good impression infront of his boyfriend
leave him be man

killer man (techno):
,
dude we're not dating

snapmap:
IKIKIK
we just like making fun of dream
🤡🤡

killer man (techno):
yeah
yeah okay uh
yeah

gogynotfound:
so uh
are we gonna go back to playing the duck song?
i mean
singing the duck song?

you:
sure sure just
im gonna
im gonna go for a little bit
just
to like
yknow,,
 take a nap or something
yeah

snapmap:
oh
uh
bye then dream

babeyboyhalo:
Bye Dream!! Stay safe and take care!

gogynotfound:
bye dude
techno? you're typing

skippy:
tehcmno r ujs gonga sxy nayethung

snapmap:
i don't think he's gonna talk
he's been typing for a while now

you:
oh
okay
well
bye all of you
i guess
sorry if i made anyone uncomfortable
read 4:56pm ✔✔

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i have noticed that my chapters get progressively less funny the more i focus on the plot so have dream being sad cuz hes an oblivious idiot
also i have also noticed i am unable to stick to a schedule so please do not get mad at me
pspspspspspspspspspspspsppspspsppss uploaded 30 minutes after i woke up because i wrote this yesterday while crying in bed-