MANIAC . tsukishima kei [✓]

- 𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐘 : 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀

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shut the fuck up

hozumi: hi
hozumi: this is the longest we've ever had a gc name

nishinoya: lemme change dat
nishinoya: also hi

nishinoya named the conversation i licked ur toes

tanaka: yoooo

mattsun: go to sleep

makki: you first

hinata: kageyama went to sleep a long time ago

hozumi: it's only 2am tho
hozumi: but I cant sleep yet
hozumi: im being terrorized by a sick child who refuses to leave my bed
hozumi:

hozumi: help

kindaichi: who's kid is that-

hozumi: my mother's

nishinoya: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. (Cut for length LMAO but pretend he put the whole script)

hozumi: what the fuck?

mattsun: bro

tanaka: BRUH AHAHAHA LMAOO

tsukishima: 😐😐😐

daichi: that was horrendous to look at

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