MANIAC . tsukishima kei [✓]

- 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘 : 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝘂𝗻𝗼, 𝗱𝗶𝗽𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁

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hi, beautiful!! 🥺

hozumi
hii!!

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i just realized that you probably don't know who this is dbskdjsj
it's me, ayano! the girl you met at the mall on saturday!!!

hozumi
OH! HII!!

ayano
HII!! i just wanted to say you're like,,, really pretty🥺🥺 tsukishima was being an asshole and wouldn't tell me your name so i got your number from kageyama
he said your name is hozumi?

hozumi
heheh, my name is actually iwaizumi hotaru but i also go by hozumi

ayano
WAIT
I HOPE THIS ISNT WEIRD BSJSHDS
I PROMISE IM NOT A WEIRDO

hozumi
ITS OKAY HEHEH

ayano
okay but i do have ulterior motives
(๑•́ ₃ •̀๑)
☞☜
nothing bad, ofc

hozumi
oooo do tell 😏

ayano
so...i kinda...like..yamaguchi😭 and i've been asking tsukishima for help but he's being a bitch and won't help me 😖😖😖
so i decided to steal his girlfriend and his best friend 😏👍🏼💯

hozumi
LMAOOO YES BSSJJDJS
do you want me to help you? 😏 if i even can 😟🧍🏽‍♀️

ayano
BSJSHSJ NO
I DIDNT TEXT YOU TO GET ME WITH YAMAGUCHI
i just wanted you to know bc I don't want you to think i like your boyfriend or anything 😭

hozumi
BDJSHDJ ITS OKAY
besides, kei and i aren't dating 😟

ayano
HUH-
WHAT-
WHY NOT-
YOU ARE SO PRETTY THO
IS HE DUMB-
lemme just 🧎‍♂️🏌️‍♀️ him

hozumi
LMFAOAOAOAOAO
yes he's dumb 😗

ayano
SMH SMH SMH ILL DATE YOU IF HE WON'T

hozumi

ayano
👩‍❤️‍👩

hozumi
B RO

ayano
YEAH

hozumi
IDK IF THIS IS WEIRD OR SUDDEN BUT
ARE YOU FREE THIS SATURDAY?

ayano
are you asking me on a date 😏

hozumi
something even better 😋