MANIAC . tsukishima kei [✓]

- 𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐘-𝐒𝐈𝐗 : 𝗯𝗼𝗸𝘂𝗯𝗿𝗼-𝘀𝗮𝗻

[ third person ]

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XXX-XXX-XXXX: oya?

XXX-XXX-XXXX: oya oya?

kuroo: OYA OYA OYA?!?!?!

hozumi: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehheheheheheheheheh

tsukishima: dear god.

kunimi: ?

yaku: GREAT😐

hozumi: YUHHHH

lev: who's that? (ˆ▽ˆ)

XXX-XXX-XXXX: GUESS AHAHAHAHA

XXX-XXX-XXXX: i'm AGAAASHI keiji and that's bokubro-san

tsukishima: 🤨 is this actually akaashi-san?

hinata: bokuto-san?!?!?

bokuto: HEY HEY HEYYY

akaashi: HEY HEY HEY
akaashi: kill me

hozumi: did bokuto rub off on you 😏

akaashi: yes
akaashi: yes*
akaashi: yes*
akaashi: n o

bokuto: BAHAHAHAH

kuroo: LMAOO WHATS GOING ON WITH YA

tanaka: he's BROKEN

nishinoya: or maybe he's been COOLIFIED

hozumi: YUH, WELCOME TO THE COLD LIQUID CLUB

akaashi: the what-

tsukishima: 👁👁

kunimi: no, stop, don't ask, she's an idiot

hozumi: rood but okay

akaashi: bokubro-san changed my keyboard so it automatically changes things

hozumi: OHH
hozumi: AHAHAHA

akaashi: help

bokuto: AHAHA ITS NOT EVEN THAT BAD

akaashi: yes, it's porn
akaashi: 🙂🙂🙂
akaashi: im gonna eat ass now
akaashi: oh my asahi

hozumi: BSJSHDJ AHAHAHAH

bokuto: BUAHAHAHA
bokuto: EAT ASS, AHAHAHA

akaashi: 😐😐😐

lev: NICE

akaashi: not noice

bokuto: honey

akaashi: yes

bokuto: no, i want honey (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)

akaashi: babe