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"WAKE UP FUCKERS, TODAYS THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY"

"Your not my alarm..." 3 groaned, sitting up.

"What's going on..?" 8 yawned, also sitting up.

4 kicked the door open, banging pots and pans together.

"ITS AN EMERGENCY, GET DRESSED RIGHT NOW!" 4 yelped.

"W-Whats going on?" 8 nervously asked.

"NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! WE NEED TO GET DRESSED NOW!" 4 yelped, running out of the room.

3 and 8 looked at each other, and immediately shot up out of bed.

Later...

3 and 8 skidded into the kitchen, suited up. They were met by 7 sipping coffee, and 4 scrolling through her phone.

"Whats the situation?" 3 asked.

"Hm? Oh, you guys are finally ready!" 4 chirped. "I'm taking you shopping at Arowana Mall!"

3 was quiet for a second. Her eye twitched ever so slightly, but just about enough to know "Oh bitch, your're in fucking trouble now". She jumped at 4, grabbing her neck.

"YOU ABSOLUTE PIECE OF SHIT WHY WOUKD YOU TRY TO TAKE ME SHOPPING AT 5 IN THE DAMN  MORNING?!?!? AROWANA MALL DOESNT OPEN UNTIL 7 YOU BITCH!" 3 yelled, tightening her grip on 4's neck.

"Grrgh...L-Let go...Y-Your gonna k-kill m-me..." 4 groaned.

"3! LET HER GO! SHE'S GOING TO DIE!" 8 and 7 exclaimed.

3 scoffed, and let 4's neck go. 4's head hits the floor.

"Ow..." 4 complained.

"Im going back to bed..." 3 groaned, walking away and slamming the door to her bedroom.

"I told you this was a bad idea..." 7 sighed, helping 4 off the floor. "You know 3 has anger problems, especially when she's tired."

"Noted..." 4 said, grabbing 7's hand.

~time skip brought to you by pearlina~

3 groggily walked out of the bedroom.

"Morning sleepyhead!" 4 chirped.

3 grunted in response, and went over to the coffee maker.

"How long have you been up for?" 3 asked.

"Since you choked 4 out." 7 chimed.

"Cool." 3 said, grabbing her "fuck you i'm gay" mug.

"Why do you own that?" 4 asked.

"Because fuck you I'm gay." 3 responded.

"Watch your profanity!" 8 chimed.

"Sorry." 3 apologized. 3 poured herself some coffee, and walked over to her roommates.

~another time skip brought to you by gay~

"Alright, get off your asses. We're going to Arowanna Mall." 4 said, getting up.

"Profanity!" 8 exclaimed.

"Sorry." 4 said.

"Do we seriously have to go?" 3 asked.

"OF COURSE WE DO!" 4 exclaimed. "We gotta get 8 some fresh clothes!"

"Yeah!" 7 exclaimed.

 3 looked at 8.

"You wanna go?" 3 asked.

"Sure!" 8 bubbled, causing 3 to blush a little.

"Alright." 3 said getting up. "Lets go get dressed."

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