The Ultimate Weeb (Byakuya x reader)

Chapter 1.0: To Survive

As I was walking away from the gym I decided to check out this e-handbook. I opened it up to see my name. I then checked the rules. Students may reside only within the school. Leaving campus is an unacceptable use of time. Well, it's not like there's really a way to break that rule is there. "Nightime" is from 10 p.m. to 7 a.m. Some areas are off-limits at night, so please exercise caution. Yeah, that's not gonna work for me, nighttime is gonna be from when I fall asleep to when I wake up, there is no way I'm waking up at 7 a.m. Sleeping anywhere other than the dormitory will be seen as sleeping in class and punished accordingly. Ok, this one I'll have to watch out for if they force me to wake up at 7 a.m. With minimal restrictions, you are free to explore Hope's Peak Academy at your discretion. Sick I'm already doing that, but don't know how that counts as a rule. Violence against headmaster Monokuma is strictly prohibited, as is destruction of surveillance cameras. Well, I already knew the first part because of Mando, but the second part is good to know. Anyone who kills a fellow student and becomes "blackened" will graduate, unless they are discovered. Well good to know if you kill someone you gotta get rid of the evidence and not get caught, but that should be the overall rule for murder. I mean, if you kill someone, it should be common sense to not get caught, right? Additional school regulations may be added as necessary. Guess that's it. I wonder if the student can ask for rules to be made, probably not. I soon find myself in the cafeteria unsure of how I ended up there, but not really caring. I decided to look around the kitchen, just cause, when I found myself hungry. Not knowing where the food I desire is, I decide to ask Monokuma.

"Monokuma!" I shout.

"Yellow." He says as he pops out.

"Where are the hot pockets?" 

"Oh, they're in the freezer, bottom shelf in the very back." He explains.

"Sick," I respond as I follow his instructions and soon find the hot pockets in all flavors. I choose my favorite and do what the wrapper says. Soon enough, I find myself once again looking around but this time chewing on my freshly made hot pocket. Man hot pockets just hit different. Suddenly everyone came out. I spotted Byakuya and decided to annoy him. What's the worst that could happen, he kills me? 

"Yo, my dude, what's up?" 

"I am not your 'dude', and don't talk to me peasant." 

"Yeah whatever you say, you didn't answer my question though." 

"I don't have to." 

"Oh but you do. Or can you simply not comprehend what I'm asking? Wow, to think the big bad Byakuya Togami can't even answer a simple question, makes you wonder about the rest of the Togami corporation in general." 

"Shut up. For your information, I just simply despise your presence. And to answer your question, all we did was go over the rules and Naegi was punched. Satisfied?" He finally gives in.

"Yeah pretty much. Mind if I hang with you though while I explore?" 

"Yes, I do mind." 

"Fine, be that way. Eventually, you'll admit to enjoying my presence. We are friends after all, and if I've learned anything from Naruto, it's that no matter how much they're a dick towards you, you don't give up on them!" 

"How cheesy."

"I know right? But it's really good. I'll have to make you watch it one of these days."

"I refuse. Not going to happen. What makes you think I would watch anything with the likes of you?"

"You're right. I am too far above you that it must be surprising to you. But don't be confused, I don't care that I am in a much higher class than you, and it's not like we have much else to do. See you around."