1-A GC
3:47am
ThePlackBarade: one of you dies tonight
Woke: yo what
Slep: it wasn't me
SuccMyDeku: can confirm, wasn't me either
Slep: deku sus
SuccMyDeku: ABSOLUTELY NOT
ThePlackBarade: I dropped my Ice cream and when I bent over to pick it up it was gone
Woke: maybe the clap of your cheeks thunder clapped it out of existence
ThePlackBarade:
The90s: This is no laughing matter, Kaminari-San! This could be the first warning we have of an incoming villain!
SuccMyDeku: rt
SuccMyDeku: any force that takes away ice cream is a a villainous one
Slep: even if it were swallowed by the floor I'd prosecute the floor for thievery
RockTheDwayne: one of my mom's is a lawyer I can set you up
SuccMyDeku: is nobody going to address Iida's paranoia
Stop changing my fucking name: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTHS
Slep: my mouth has been shut for hours
Woke: can relate
Slep: I'm surprised, would've pegged you as someone to do the unholy
SuccMyDeku: uM
Woke:
Broke: yo @ ET GET IN HERE NOW
ET: k
Broke: get out of sleepy Mina mode and read up
Stop changing my fucking name: I'm going to fucking kiss you
SuccMyDeku: now who's doing the unholy, and on a sunny Monday morning too
Stop changing my fucking name: run
ET: cue clap of the cheeks joke that is no longer funny but we laugh at anyway because at least he's trying
SuccMyDeku: nvm
Woke: GUYS HOLY SHIP
Slep: wouldn't peg you
SuccMyDeku: oh ok, good you know what you want in life Hitoshi
Slep: FOR SOMEONE INTO THE AMGRY DOM V CUTE SUB DYNAMIC FUCK
Woke: took the words right out my mouth midori
SuccMyDeku: no I didn't, that's unholy
RockTheDwayne: bakugo been real quiet since you implied he had any positive feelings for mido
SuccMyDeku: wig
Katy: hello everyone, I'm glad you're all pursuing the more healthy lifestyle of waking up early
Woke: we never slept
Katy: oh
The90s: it is quite irresponsible of you all but I doubt anything I say could change how you act
Katy: you too Iida?
The90s: no, I slept
Broke: you sit on a throne of lies
GrapeJuice: good morning fellow homosapiens of the class 1-a group chat, what pg, not at all odd things are you all up to today
SuccMyDeku:
Slep:
Woke: y'all seein this shit
ThePlackBarade: ima need to move my bang and read that again
GrapeJuice: well fuck you too then
SuccMyDeku: aaaaaaaaaaand moment over, incredible effort team
Katy: that was a rather pathetic attempt at not being worthy of your title of the class scapegoat for bullying
Broke: "hey girl, prepositional phrases can be adjectival or adverbial" -Mineta, probably
Woke: what,,,, the fuck is a prepostofficeinal phrase
ET: stop using punctuation my fragile mind can't comprehend
The90s: I must advise you all begin preparing for classes today! I hear Aizawa-Sensei has something rather large planned for heroics today! Everyone, if you're not going to rest please at least try to eat something. :)
Woke: omg he used a smiley
Broke: yes king I am on my best to breakfast king
ET: SIMP
Broke: no
Woke: another one subscribes to the throne of lies
Slep: I'm going to go to KFC does anyone want anything
Woke: YES
Slep: no
Slep: anyone else?
Woke: WHATENBENEBEMEM
The90s: KFC is not at all an appropriate breakfast food, Shinsou!
Slep: not like I need to stay fit I'm not in the hero course
SuccMyDeku: ooh a selfburn those are rare!
SuccMyDeku: I'm coming to kfc too c ya in a min
Stop changing my fucking name: BREAKFAST IS READY LOSERS BE THERE OR BE SQUARE
SuccMyDeku: suddenly I am Iida
Stop changing my fucking name: what the fuck are you eating
Stop changing my fucking name: you disgust me
SuccMyDeku: ditto :)
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