1-A GC
11:41am
Scarred: I LIVED BITCHES
Slep: you didn't text me after
Scarred: I texted this chat, which you are in. Next.
Woke: calm down jamal
Scarred: anyway do you guys every think about how Todoroki and Yaoyorozu are like,,, really rich
I get lifted: everyday
I get lifted: why
Scarred: could they or could they not technically rent out an ikea for stealth training
Slep: he means hide and seek
Slep: we've been over this before
Woke: IM
ET: IM IN OMG
ET: WE HAVE TO CONVINCE
Woke: can we stop at McDonald's on the way
Scarred: I'll do you one better; we get a helicopter to carry a McDonald's into the ikea
Slep: there is no way in hell that would work and nothing has made me sadder
Scarred; even better; we get a POOL
Scarred: and fill it with a couple thousand bath bombs and just watch it explode like mints in a coke bottle
I get lifted: OH THE THINGS I WOULD DO IF I HAD MONEY
I get lifted: you guys are forgetting Iida tho mans comes from a hero family I bet he got that COIN
Phrog: can confirm, he does in fact have money
Phrog: I saw him buy Spotify premium
Scarred: oh so he rich, rich
The90s: greetings fellow class 1-A members! I must advise all of you eat well as we have heroics up next!
Scarred: oh yeah Aizawa-Sensei said we're doing something really big in heroics next
Scarred: tho now we've put the ik-donalds idea into my head I'm almost uninterested
ET: IKDONALDS
Scarred: leave ikky alone theyre a secret lovechild
ET: why would u give them a nickname that sounds like icky
Scarred: idk why would you give someone a nickname that sounds like useless
Slep: once again, calm down jamal
Woke: kacchan just got wrecked damn
The90s: you shouldn't call him that
Woke: I have no fears
Phrog: lunch rush just said that he's considering cancelling taco tuesday
Woke: ONE FEAR
SEROtonin: NO MOT THE TACOS
ET: ANYTHING BUT THE TACOS
AUX: they are genuinely inconsolable
Scarred: oh UA~ how deep dem pockets go doe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Woke: AHAHA WHAT THE FUCL
Scarred: we don't even need the privileged students money we can just embezzle funds from UA
RockTheDwayne: not anymore now you've announced it
Scarred: boo :(
Scarred: can any of you say that it would greatly help morale and boost your motivation and mental health if we were to take a trip to ikDonald's
ET: ABSOLUY
Scarred: would you be willing to say that in front of a council of teachers?
Woke: sounds pog I'm in
Slep: I'll join too yo make sure Izuku doesn't say anything too regrettable
Scarred: god had to nerf me by making me physically incapable of being independent
Slep: ok
Slep: go to sleep
ET: it's lunch time
Scarred: sleep is for people who have lived their life long dream of playing hide and seek in an ikea
Scarred: what if we turned it into among us
Woke: YES
Woke: starting to understand the go to sleep thing tho ur never this talkative unless u haven't slept
Scarred: guys why is aizawa looking at me weird
Scarred: why is aizawa here at all
Scarred: GUYS
Scarred: KAIkiekentmt
Slep: I didn't do it
I get lifted: purple sus
RockTheDwayne: I saw him vent (to aizawa, in dms, that Mido needed sleep)
AUX: I'm voting purple
Woke: same
Woke: what is aizawa doing with him anyway
Slep: putting him into a sleeping bag and knocking him out hopefully
ET: that is
ET: dare I say it
Woke: SAY IT W ME
ET: F A T H E R L Y
Woke: F A T H E R L Y
Woke: the most powerful Fathermon card
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