Very Funny, Very Good, My Hero Chatfic

When In Doubt, Dont.

1-A GC
8:32am
Scarred: oh no I didn't die before classes that's a relief, so glad the gods didn't smite me
Slep: I smell sarcasm
Slep: would a hug make you feel better
ET: makin me feel real single
Stop changing my fucking name: maybe if u opened ur damn raccoon eyes you'd see people don't just cast u aside and lots of people find you attractive. Get a brain dumbass
ET: that's got to be the nicest thing he has ever said to me
ET: thank u kacchan :)
Stop changing my fucking name: run
ET: k
The90s: do not start running! Everyone get into their seats!
Scarred: Ashido must've had a death wish to provoke kacchan in such close quarters
Scarred: that gives me an idea
Slep: no
Slep: I will come over there and hug some self preservation into you I swear
Scarred: ISOWJENHEHEJDHDJBRFUCKFUCKFUCK
SEROtonin: ITS GO TIME
Invis: ?
Phrog: aizawa just got here, tooru
Phrog: why aren't you here?
Invis: I overworked myself yesterday
;( recovery girl told me to have a restful day
Scarred: you will be missed
Scarred: just like I hope I will be the moment sensei looks at me
Scarred: I know we established erasure can't erase a person but I think the gods can make an exception for me
Woke: and I thought I was dramatic
ET: I mean not really one look from sensei really can instill the fear of god into a person
Scarred: did he,,,,, just walk back out
Scarred: omg he knows
Scarred: fear of god is his plan
ET: can we get an f in the chat for our fallen soldier
Scarred: thsi isn't funny Ashido I am seriously on death row
Woke: thsi
ET: thsi
Slep: cmon guys making fun of him in this state is just cruel
Scarred: ;(((((
Scarred: FUCK

>time skip——> class is over<

Scarred: guys why hasn't he said anything
ET: maybe he feels bad too?
Scarred:
Slep:
Slep: that almost makes sense
Woke: congrats on making one (1) coherent thought/statement!!!
Mom: I really don't think you should be worrying that much, Midoriya
Mom: if you're really that worry about it then maybe you should be the one to bring it up and apologise
Scarred: thank you for your sound advice. Unfortunately, Midoriya Izuku isn't taking applications for sound advice rn.
Slep: u ask, receive, then ask again because you're not satisfied
Slep: Chile Karen
Woke: KARENE EJNDNTRM
Scarred: yknow what
Scarred: I'm gonna do it
Scarred: we all die some day and it's pretty nice out so why not
Slep: text me after
Scarred: if there's an after
Woke: he has an account on here
Woke: this app is made by UA to keep info private remember
Scarred: oh shit

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          Midoriya Izuku —> Aizawa Shouta
                                     11:23am
Midoriya Izuku: I'm sorry for what I said the other day. It was out of line.
Aizawa Shouta: maybe so, but you had a point.
Aizawa Shouta: we as your teachers have been rather lax in our disciplining of Bakugou. I'm not allowed to discuss how he may be punished in the future directly but just know that things will be different from now on.
Midoriya Izuku: that's good to know
Midoriya Izuku: if I may ask, why didn't you say anything during class?
Aizawa Shouta: professionally I should say it's because I didn't you to feel singled out but in truth I just didn't want to see you hurt
Midoriya Izuku: that's... that's
Midoriya Izuku: I don't have an adjective to describe it
Aizawa Shouta: I'm always in your corner, you know. I'm your teacher and legally half a guardian, so I have to be, but even if I weren't I would support all of you.
Midoriya Izuku: thank you for that
Midoriya Izuku: I actually can't describe how much that means
Midoriya Izuku: though in the future if I say something dumb can you follow up quickly? I was freaking out for days on end and class today was the definition of pain
Aizawa Shouta: alright. I'll keep that in mind. Go eat your lunch we have some big activities coming in heroics today.
Midoriya Izuku: ok! Thank you!!!!

A/N: at the end of the chapter this time. Um??? This story went up by like 30 reads in a day. I wasn't expecting anyone to read this so thanks to those who have stuck around! More updates coming soon! (This is the longest chapter yet!!!)