Very Funny, Very Good, My Hero Chatfic

Go Brr

1-A GC
6:57am

Woke: school sanctioned brawl go brr
Scarred: that's not until next year
ET: el oh el ur so funny
Scarred: thank you omg
The90s: this is the driest conversation I've ever seen in this chat room, is everyone alright?
Scarred:
Scarred: yeah
Scarred: just slightly scared for my life
Slep: what did you do
Woke: seconded
Scarred: I always do something don't I
Scarred has changed their name to Problem Child
Problem Child: it's time to embrace it
Slep: ok?
Problem Child: I found Aizawa's yearbook
ET: oh my god
Invis: OH???
Phrog: I think we should all respect sensei's privacy
I get lifted: ignore her, send receipts
Problem Child: as you wish
Problem Child: for a price
Invis: ANHTHING
Problem Child: that's the thing
Problem Child: I'm not sure exactly what I want yet
Problem Child: if I provide you with the goods you will be sworn to secrecy and must live in fear of what I may ask of you
Problem Child: every time we are around eachother you'll cower as you wonder if me asking you to toss me a napkin is your debt
Slep: go to bed Izuku
Problem Child: the debt is for me to decide
Problem Child: the contract is in my hands
I get lifted: thret
Woke: scared
Phrog: where are you then I want the contract
ET: I have no fear
Mom: Present Mic's slippers
ET: one fear
Woke: what??????
Problem Child: it's actually on the fridge I labelled it as a petition to allow kaminari to enter the kitchen unsupervised so it doesn't look awkward with no signatures
ET: KAJSHSKAKKSJFKDKD
Problem Child: THE LIST NOT THE SLIPPERS YOURE SAFE ASHIDO MINA
ET: :(
Mom: Mina is whimpering
Woke: what
Slep: don't ask her to bring up her trauma
Phrog: she's very sensitive about it
Mom: not cool, Kaminari
The90s: I must agree, if this has made her whimper as Momo says it is better if we do not ask
ET: :)
ET: speaking of...
Problem Child: haha hickey slippers
ET: NO
Woke: what slippers
Woke: hickey what
ET: that bit ruined Katy Perry for me
ET: speaking of Katy Perry
Problem Child: this a hickey or a bruise slippers
The90s: it was bronzer
Problem Child: id kill to see him in drag
ET: STOP
ET: me too...
ET: I just wanted to know where todoroki was
Problem Child: he's been trying to learn all the words to various hyper sexual songs in hope his father will block his number
Slep: does it work
Problem Child: no
Slep: damn
Slep: what is Todoroki's name on here anyway
Slep: there's a lot of people who I've barely spoken to now I think about it
Woke: Sato got brown sugar in his phone speakers so he hasn't had one for a while
Invis: ojiro is just boring
Phrog: koda doesn't like group hats much
Problem Child: Aoyama is Aoyama
Slep: and the same can be said for aizawa
I get lifted: wait is he in the chat
Slep: yeah I think someone added him when they were changing todorokis name for the ritual
ThePlackBarade: hello there
Woke: you would show up
The90s: I think it is good that we have that tradition
Problem Child; it's my turn to change his name today!!!!
Problem Child: he'll never know before he types and it's always different
Phrog: almost want to say poor guy
Problem Child: what's the hash for todorokis hair colour
The90s: you're joking
Problem Child: you're laughing
Problem Child; I'm running out of ideas and you're laughing
Problem Child has changed Todoroki's name to
Hawks' Stepson
Woke: WHAT THE FUCK
ET; HAHAHAHA NO
Slep: WEVE HAD THIS CONVERSATION ENDEAVOR DOING ONE (1) MISSION EITH HAWKS DOES NOT MAKE TODOROKI A SECRET LOVECHILD
Problem Child; I'll use logic when he does
Aizawa: go to bed
Slep: sir it's 10am
Aizawa: go to bed
Woke: that's code for a night lesson peace out boys girls and others of the world
Aizawa: Why are you all so unhinged
Problem Child: I really hoped you wouldn't read up to be honest
Aizawa: hello Midoriya
I get lifted: omg did you guys hear that gust of wind
The90s: koda's plants fell over
Problem Child: didn't have to sigh that hard:(
ET: HAHAHAHWJEJEJ
Aizawa: BED
Woke: toots
SEROtonin: gurl that stank
Problem Child: I agree with father go to bed
ET: father
Woke: father
Phrog: father?
The90s: father?
I get lifted: HAHA FATHER
Slep: father...
SEROtonin: FATHER
Invis: father???? Tea????
Problem Child: BED