God's Blessing On This Wonderful Weeb! (Megumin x reader)

Some Stories After Season 2

Heheh, not gonna check for errors cause I'm lazy.
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Diary: I finally found myself a party! _____________________________________
Diary: The mouth of toads are really warm.
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Diary: Y/n is weird, but he's not bad.
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Diary: Y/n told me a really funny joke today. How did it go?
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Diary: Who are the Uchiha's? Y/n has such cool eyes.
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Diary: Now that I think about it, doesn't Y/n look really cool?
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Diary: They took my bra and panties... Perverts.
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Diary: Y/n is really fun to be around.
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Diary: This is weird. Why do I keep thinking of him?
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Diary: Have I fallen for him? There's no way. He's definitely not my type.
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Diary: This isn't good.
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Diary: My heart keeps beating really fast when I'm near him. I think I really have fallen for him.
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Diary: Yup. I've definitely fallen for him. Just seeing him smile gives me unbridled joy.
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Diary: I saw him die today. It has made me realize something. His death was different to Kazuma's. Kazuma is my friend, so I wanted to cry my heart out when I saw him die, but the feeling I got when Y/m died was different. When I saw his lifeless corpse, I felt empty. I felt like I lost all of my will to live. I thought my purpose in life was to master the art of Explosion, but I feel like something has changed. I still want to master Explosion, but I want to pursue something else. I think I found a new purpose in life.
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Diary: We got ourselves a mansion!
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Diary: I frantically woke up in tears tonight. It was about his death. I really want to cuddle up next to him.
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Diary: How dare they?! Someone just insulted Y/n! I made sure to teach them a lesson!
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Diary: I took a bath with Y/n today. He ended up questioning my resolve, so I just had to. I also happened to see his... "Holy Sword Excalibur". I don't know why, but I started feeling weird after seeing it. He happened to ask what my type was as a way to get a conversation started. I tried to tell him, but I ended up trying to confess that I liked him. Unfortunately, Aqua just had to interrupt me. I will remember this, Aqua. At least I got to kiss his cheek. Huh? I just realized something. I think my type has changed to match one single person.
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Diary: I don't like dungeons. I hate them.
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Diary: I like Y/n's back. It's warm, wide, and it just makes me feel safe. He also smells nice. It may have only happened once, but I also really like it when he princess carries me. I tried to get him to recite some lines from a romance book I'm reading, but he refused. Too bad.
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Diary: Y/n is so cool.
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Diary: Y/n has become a NEET after gaining money...He's still cool...
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Diary: Y/n tried to leave this world after dying again. I don't even want to imagine what would happen if he left. As punishment for making me cry, I chose to write something on his body.
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Diary: I had a nightmare of Y/n actually leaving us behind. I went to his room just to check on him. He was of course there, but I just wanted to see him to make sure. I wonder what it'd be like to be held by him while sleeping. I'm sure it would be amazing. I really need to confess to him. I can't just wait around and do nothing. He doesn't seem like he's going to make the first move. If I wait for him to confess, I may never be able to be with him. I also need to make sure he has a reason to stay with me. I don't know what I would've done if he left for good. I have to make him mine.
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Diary: They celebrated my birthday! I asked them not to, but they still did it! I'm so happy! I'll cherish these gifts forever! I promise I'll give you something amazing for your birthday, Y/n! I love you~!
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Diary: I really love the Y/n plushie! It's so adorable and it really makes me sleepy! I can't wait for his birthday! I hope I can tell him on that day!
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Diary: Today made me realize how little I know about Y/n. He told me things that broke my heart. I really wanted to kiss him on the spot, but he was really drunk, so I don't think he would've remembered. I want our first kiss to be memorable. I at least got to kiss Y/n on the cheek and tell him that I love him.
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Diary: Love is a strong word. Do I really love Y/n? Considering that I mostly look forward to spending my time with Y/n instead of practicing Explosion, I'd say that I'm madly in love with him.
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Diary: I accidentally made Y/n angry. It hurt to seem him like that. It hurt my heart so much. I went to his room to apologize and find out more about his past. I also had a letter to deliver. I really need to confess to Y/n. I found out all those letters he'd get were marriage proposals. I tried to sleep in the same bed with him, but he ended up getting a bed from Hell. I then angrily confessed my love to him, but he used the Sleep spell without me realizing. I have never been so angry. I at least got to know what it was like to sleep next to him. It was one of the best experiences in my life.
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Diary: I'm definitely not letting Y/n name our kids. It's such a shame. We are quite similar, but he doesn't seem to share my amazing name sense. What should I name our future child?
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Diary: I hate this town, I hate this town, I hate this town. I want to go back home. Y/n, you are my only light in this dark cruel world. Please help.