In group chat
The crows
4:00 pm on Saturday
Sunshine
I wasn't taught how to get a job
But i can remember dissecting a frog
I wasn't taught how to pay taxes
But i know loads of Shakespeares classics
Dinoboi
Yeah okay, like your smart. You didn't even pass your exams!
Kags
Yeah
Dinoboi
Oh shut up king! It's not like your even smarter.
Kags
Don't call me that!
Mama
Let my child talk!!
Enno
I feel like this is gonna be ✨chaos✨
Kino
Yep
Sunshine
I was never taught how to vote
They devoted that time to defining isotopes
I wasn't taught how to look after my health
But the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Dinoboi
Okay wtf???
Enno
Has he been faking being dumb?
Kags
Nah I don't believe it
Mama
Omg my baby has been studying!!
Dadchi
Im proud!
Sunshine
Never spent a lessen on current events
Instead I studied on The Old American West
I was never taught what laws there are
I was never taught what laws there are!
Simp1
Okay why is Hinata smart all of a sudden?
Simp2
Yeah!!
Dinoboi
I can't believe this
Yams
True...
Sunshine
Let me repeat, I was never taught the laws of the country I live in
But I know how Henry VII killed his woman
Dinoboy
Yeah I bet you do lmao😂
Sunshine
Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived.
And thats inside my head instead of financial advice.
Dinoboi
I guess you do...
Yams
Okay this is scaring me...
Kags
Same, like how is he so smart?
Everyone types
Same..
Sunshine
I was shown the wavelengths of different hues of light but I was never taught my human rights. Apparently there's 30, do you know them? I dont. Why the hell can't we both recite them by rotes?
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