short kings

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In private chat between Noya and Hinata


Sho
Yo! Wanna do a lyric prank on the team?

Noya
Of course!! What song bro?

Sho
Short king anthem by black bear ft TMG

Noya
Omg that song is amazing. It's definitely on my playlist! You'll need to send my your playlist later!!

Sho
I know bro!! And of course also tell Tanaka not to interfere lol I know he knows the song lol

Noya
Yeah of course!

In karasuno's gc
The crows

2:00pm

Sunshine
Guys!

Everyone types
Hi hinata

Dinoboi

What the hell do you want?😒

Mama
TSUKISHIMA KEK

Dadchi
Let him speak!

Dinoboi
Whatever 😒😒

Sunshine
You ready Noya?

Simp2
Yep

Enno
This is going to be bad......

Kino
Yep

Simp2
Uh, get low 'cause I am already am
Starin' through her skirt like im superman
My hair at an inch, your boy Dapper Dan
Im always fit, I ain't got a cramp
Cut shorty off 'cause I'm short term
Controlling my joystick, now it's your turn

Dinoboi
What the hell????

Mama
Are you harassing girls????

Dadchi
I will beat you boy!!!

Sunshine
I don't listen to a chirp, bro that's your bird
Dudes bent out of shape 'cause they got curved
I could suck a tiddy while standing up

Mama
Alright who taught my baby this?

Dadchi
Im going to kill you
Tanaka and Noya!!!!

Simp1
I didnt teach him anything!!

Simp2
HEY DONT BLAME ME!

Simp2
Don't ever tell me Im not fucking man enough standing 5'3", voice 6'5"
Your whole whip crackin' 'cause we're short guys

Sunshine
Ay, ay
Im 5 foot something but my bills all paid
On my tippy toes from L.A. to the Bay
Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow
You dont need your heels girl, just bring a towel

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