₄ ft. really bad pick up lines

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y/nissolitipromisei don't really believe in loveat first sight, until i saw you

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y/nissolitipromise
i don't really believe in love
at first sight, until i saw you

k.yoomi
who's this?

y/nissolitipromise
i'm a thief and i'm
here to steal your heart

k.yoomi
the fuck

y/nissolitipromise
even though there aren't any
stars out tonight, you're still
shining like one  💫

k.yoomi
it's 12 noon

y/nissolitipromise
i'm no photographer but i
can picture us together

k.yoomi
i'm no doctor but i can
tell you gave me brain
cancer

y/nissolitipromise
do your legs hurt from running
through my dreams all night

k.yoomi
why the fuck would i
be running in your dream

y/nissolitipromise
on a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9
because i'm the one you need ;)

k.yoomi
wait

k.yoomi
is this l/n?

k.yoomi
the leech i just blocked you

y/nissolitipromise
you thiNk yOu could escape me

y/nissolitipromise
tHINK AGAIN ✨KIYOOMI✨

k.yoomi
do you not know the meaning
of someone blocking you?

k.yoomi
i means they don't
want to talk you

k.yoomi
do i have to block
this account too?

y/nissolitipromise
i mean it's up to you but i
prefer you just don't block
me 🥺👉👈

k.yoomi
i'll give you 6 chances

y/nissolitipromise
yEAH

y/nissolitipromise
I LOVE YOU KIYOOMI

k.yoomi
now you have 4 chances

y/nissolitipromise
wAIT NO I'M SORRY

y/nissolitipromise
why was that -2 👺

k.yoomi
for calling me kiyoomi
and another -1 because
i can

y/nissolitipromise
i'LL STOP JUST PLEASE DONT BLOCK ME

k.yoomi
then stop

k.yoomi
i was already being generous
by giving you more than
one chance

y/nissolitipromise
thank you 🥰

y/nissolitipromise
but like what do i have to do
to make you like me 😢

k.yoomi
be quiet

y/nissolitipromise
b-but then the conversation will
get nowhere 🥺

k.yoomi
i'd rather have no conversation
than have one with you

y/nissolitipromise
why are you so mean to me

y/nissolitipromise
i just wanna be your girlfriend 😭

y/nissolitipromise
I MEAN *BESTFRIEND

k.yoomi
that's 3 chances left

y/nissolitipromise
that wAS AUTO CORRECT

y/nissolitipromise
YOU CANT DEDUCT A POINT FOR
SOMETHING I DIDNT EVEN DO 😡

k.yoomi
you're a founder of an animation studio
shouldn't you know how to spell?

y/nissolitipromise
damm sakusa

y/nissolitipromise
i bet even simon cowel
is nicer than you 🥶

k.yoomi
was that an insult?

y/nissolitipromise
WAIT CONGRATULATIONS FOR
MAKING THE NATIONAL JAPAN
TEAM FOR THE OLYMPICS 🥳🥳

k.yoomi
thank you

y/nissolitipromise
i wanna watch you play :D

y/nissolitipromise
i also wanna see that
kageyama tobio

k.yoomi
you know him?

y/nissolitipromise
kinda

y/nissolitipromise
i just saw vids of him while
searching for videos of miya
atsumu 🥵

y/nissolitipromise
setters are hot.

y/nissolitipromise
bUT SPIKERS ARE ALSO HOT

y/nissolitipromise
LIKE LOOK AT YOU 😩

k.yoomi
you have 2 chances left

k.yoomi
simp

k.yoomi
i suggest you stop talking
unless you want me to block
you

y/nissolitipromise
you know sakusa i can
tell you're a top in bed

y/nissolitipromise
like you'll probably
be demanding 😳

k.yoomi
1 chance left

y/nissolitipromise
i think i'll just stop talking now 😔
seen

y/nissolitipromise
bye bye and have a good day sakusa !
seen

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