FTO & OoO Oneshots !!DISCONTINUED!!

Incorrect Quotes

This is just an accumulation of vines, tik toks, and other ideas I have for FTO and OoO

!Warning Cursing!

FTO

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Monty *swinging a baguette*

Monty *the baguette breaks*

Monty *sobbing on his bed*

Cassideya "I told you that would happen, I told you"

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Young Indolus "Dad, there's a monster under my bed!"

Biblico "Son, there's no such thing as a monster under the bed-" *looks under bed*

Nix *under bed* "Long dick style"

Biblico *stands up* "Okay we're moving"

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Monty "Sister, check this out,"

Cassideya "Not now I'm busy

Monty "Hey look at me,"

Cassideya "Give me a second,"

Monty "I'm more important, give me attention,"

Cassideya "I said give me a god damn second,"

Monty "I'm getting very upset,"

Cassideya "I don't give a fuck how upset you are, I said give me a second,"

Cassideya *Looks over at Monty* "Hello, yes, what is it?"

Monty "I can balance a helmet on my head!"

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To the tune of 'Strawberry Cow'

Cassideya *Strumming ukulele*

Cassideya "Look at you strawberry Btch"

Cassideya "You look like a Bitch"

Cassideya "Oh my gods, your such a biiiiitch"

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Lara "I'm going go do meth"

Biblico "whAT-"

Lara "Math! I met math!" *hold up math worksheet*

Biblico "Ah, okay good,"

Lara "I'm actually doing meth later,"

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Biblico "-and then the wolf swallowed the grandma whole, before disguising himself as the grandma to wait for little red riding hood to gobble her up as well,"

Young Indolus ⊙︿⊙

Young Indolus (ﾉД')

Biblico "Oh heaven, not again-"

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David "Plant! What do you have!"

Plant "A knofe!"

David "NO-"

or

Biblico "Indolus, what do you have?"

Young Indolus "A knofe!"

Monty "yES-!"

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Polly "Doge the fire child,"

Kit *Unholy screaming*

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Biblico "When will you learn?"