FTO & OoO Oneshots !!DISCONTINUED!!

My soul has left my body

AHHHhhhHHHHhhhHHHhHhhHhHh

I'm bored so here

!!Warning Cussing!!

FTO

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Young Indoles *Stuffing their pockets full of pinecones*

Biblico "What do you think you're doing?"

Young Indoles "I'm rich!"

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Flurry "Were your parents,"

Indoles "But my parents are dead!"

Ritchie "Do we look dead to you?"

Indoles "Inside yes,"

Flurry and Ritchie *Stunned silence*

Flurry "He's not wrong,"

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Cassideya *Using one of those picture generator filter things*

Cassideya "This person acts tough on the outside but is secretly a cry baby,"

*Thing: Lands on Cassideya*

Cassideya "... no comment..."

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Cassideya "There is love without sex,"

Cassideya "There is sex without love,"

Cassideya "Then there is you without both,"

Zaine "ᵂʰʸ ᵐᵘˢᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵘʳᵗ ᵐᵉ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰⁱˢ ʷᵃʸ,"

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!!DON'T DO THIS AT HOME KIDS!!

Monty *About to stick a fork in the plug socket*

Cassideya "Monty! Don't do that!"

Monty "Aw, okay..."

Monty *Plugs the fork in any way*

*Later*

Cassideya "What did I say not to do?"

Monty "Stick the for in the plug?"

Cassideya "Yeah, and what did you do?"

Monty "...I did it anyway...?"

Cassideya "Why are you like this?"

Monty "I dunno,"

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Cassideya "Never forget that you are someone's reason to smile,"

Cassideya "Because your life is a joke,"

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Genie "And what is your third wish?"

Ritchie *Slamming down his fork after finishing his second cheesecake* "TAKE A WHILE FUCKING GUESS BUDDY!"

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[After Flurry finds her son and they bond]

Flurry "Clean up your room, we're having guests,"

Indoles "I didn't realize that we are eating in my room,"

Flurry "With all the cups and plates lying around, we just might,"

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Viper "Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do things,"

Viper "It's called garbage can, not garbed cannot,"

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*Ritchie and Devin drunk*

Devin "You're my best friend in the whole world!"

Ritchie "NO, you're MY best friend in the whole world!"

Devin "NO, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD!"

Ritchie "NO-"

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Young Indoles *Crying*

Young Lara "Is he okay?"

Biblico "He wants to get on the bus,"

Biblico "But the bus in on a book and he got very upset,"

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*If Tiffy and Monty met*

Monty "YouarethefirkincoolestpersonIhaveevermet"

Tiffy "Sameyoucanactuallyunderstandme!"

Monty "Yeeonlymysistercanunderstandmesothisisgreat!"

Mori ???

Saleen ???

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Mori "Hey there demons,"

Mori "It's me,"

Mori "Ya boi,"

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Monty "Just because i'm a time mage doesn't mean I have good time management skills,"

Jupiter "Okay, we get it. You're 28 minuets late for the meeting. Just sit down already,"

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OoO

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Lychee "I am above an ankle biter,"

Lychee "I am a knee cap steal,"

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Riccaro "Hey dad?"

Xylo "Yes Riccaro,"

Riccaro "How do you know my name?"

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Lychee "Hey Impu,"

Impu "Hm?"

Lychee "Did you know the ancient Greeks spelled Toth, the Egyptian deity, as Θώθ,"

Impu "Why are you telling me this,"

Lychee "Toth was the god of knowledge, so it wouldn't be inappropriate to ask, 'Θώθ, what's this?'"

Impu "Mmmmm I do not like you right now,"

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Mania "Davis, I love you a lot and since your taking a bit too long, I'm going to do it,"

Mania "Davis," *Pulls out ring box* "will you make me the happiest girl in the world and marry me?"

Davis *Fulster* "Yes, very much so,"

*Later*

Davis "You know, I wanted to do that,"

Mania "Well then dear, you should have done it sooner,"

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Lychee "My big bro Davis lost is ID,"

Lychee "Now he's just Dav,"

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Lychee "If we ever get married, my sleep paralysis demon becomes our sleep paralysis demon,"

Someone "If we break up, who gets the sleep paralysis demon?"

Lychee "We battle for custody obviously,"

Lychee *Sniffles* "They took the sleep paralysis demon in the divorce,"

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Lychee *On his bed, his hand off the bed*

Demon *Grabs his hand*

Lychee *Tightens his grips and looks at the bed demon* "What are we?"

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