FTO & OoO Oneshots !!DISCONTINUED!!

More Incorrect Quotes Because sCREW YOU-

I'm bored, tired, so here, take more of this bullshit.

Also, warning, cussing

FTO

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Mori "I feel pretty sorry for the next guys who looks at me funny,"

Monty "Hmm, what about that guy," *Points to Jericho*

Jericho *Smiles at Mori*

Mori "fukyuffuy" *Flursted noises*

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Jazz "I'm a sociopath~!"

Jazz "I saw an old man slip and fall,"

Jazz "Eyy, what a fucking idiot~,"

Jazz "Saw a woman at her daughters funerle~,"

Jazz "Ha ha ha, classic comdey~,"

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Magic Council "For the slaughtering of 27 people, how do you plead?"

Monty "I would like to plead 'Oppsiey daisy'"

Magic Council "'Oppsiey daisy'- YOU KILLED 27 PEOPLE!"

Monty "On accident"

Magic Council "We have camera footage of you pinning a child to the ground!"

Monty "And I'll accidentally do it again, the bitch stole my garlic bread,"

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Cassideya "I didn't say thank you because nothing makes me happy,"

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Ghost Hunter *Asking questions using the one beep, two beep system*

Ghost Hunter "Once for male, twice for female,"

The Ghost (Mori) *Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-*

Ghost Hunter "Stop it-!"

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Indoles "What the fuck are these?"

Indoles "Oh sorry, I should say it in Divanus Magia terms..."

Indoles "What are those- nope can't do it,"

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Cassideya *Holding vodka bottle*

Cassideya "I shouldn't crush it between my thighs-"

Cassideya *Holding broken vodka bottle*

Cassideya "I did it,"

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Miss.P "When humans feel nervous, they feel butterflies in their stomach. So that means butterflies feel humans in their stomachs when they're nervous, right!"

Polly "Darling, dear, love of my life,"

Polly "What the fuck,"

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*Watching Bob the builder*

Theam song "Bob the biulder~"

Plant "No we can't!"

David "What kind of monster are you?"

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Cassideya "You're taking a lot of shit for someone with two working kidneys,"

Cassideya "Each selling for about 45k gems on the black market,"

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Cassideya "I will skin you alive,"