Hunter x Hunter oneshots

||Kurapika x reader|| misunderstanding

Chapter: 19
Person: Kurapika
Theme: Fluff and comedy

I was sitting on the couch home alone and talking to Kurapika on the phone. "Kuraaa when will you be home" i whine
"I will be a little late y/n I'm sorry"
"*sigh* fine"
"Hang out with killua and gon till i get back"
"Okay I'll see you soon"
I said hanging up

N/n
Boys!

Grass head
Yeah y/n?
Why is my name still grass head >(

Angry toddler
You made him angy!
Why am i angry toddler!?

Grass head
Have you met yourself
You're a✨ pain✨

Angry toddler
Take that back!

Grass head
✨no✨

N/n
Gon sure woke up with an attitude today XD

Angry toddler
No i broke his fishing rod earlier and hes been mad at me :')

N/n
Why?

Angry toddler
He ate my last chocolate robot :')

N/n
That was a no no

Grass head
YOU WOULDN'T LET ME PLAY WITH YOU AND ALLUKA!

angry todler
SHES TO INNOCENT!

N/n

WTH KILLUA THERE BOTH INNOCENT!

Grass head
KILLUA YOU RUIND MY INNOCENTS!

Bff/n has enterd the chat

Bff/n
Y/N YOU RUIND MY INNOCENTS!

N/n

HSBAJWKWHSOWNE

da coochie man

Tf goin' on??

N/n
I was ganna ask to hang out cuz kura was gonna be home late and uh that took a drastic turn :')

Angry toddler
Oh sure we can hang out
Why didn't you say so in the first place?

Grass head

Yeah why didn't you say so?

N/n
Damn your guy's mood changes fast

Da coochie man

I cant go sorry :/

Angry toddler
AUNT MITO WONT LET US LEAVE >((

grass head

SKSCSKWBW
I'M SO MAD

N/n
Woah calm down jamal dont pull out the 9
But thats okay
I'll talk to you guys later!

I sigh and call my best friend

"Hello?"

"Hiiiii"

"Y/nnnn"

Kurapika walked in and saw me on the phone "y/n who are you talking to" kurapika looked upset
He then gasped "ARE YOU CHEATING ON MEEEEEEE"
"NUUU IM TALKING TO BFF/N!" i said showing him the phone
Then killua started calling
"YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME WITH A 14 YEAR OLDDD"
I answerd the phone and killua started talking
"Yo can we still come over aunt mito finally let us go"

"KILLUA YOU CALLED AT THE WORST TIME POSSIBLE!" i yelled

"..... Are you guys fu-"
I blushed and killua was cut off by gon
"I'm so sorry!" Gon apologized
I heard gon hit killua and killua started yelling.

"AAAAAH SHIT GONS GOING TO KILL ME HALLLLP"

I heard him scream

"KILLUAAAAA!!!!!" gon yelled

"GET EM GON GET EM!" I yelled

"Y/N NOT HELPING!"

killua said and hung up

I just blinked
And looked at kurapika
And he looked at me
And he blinked as well
"You think I'de cheat on you with a 14 year old"

"I take what i said back"
Kurapika said
It was a long pause before kurapika finally walked over to the bedroom
"Well im going to take a shower"

"And im going to see if killua is still alive and i will be there when you're done"
"Sounds like a plan"

I opend my contacts and FaceTimed killua.

"You good bro" i asked
Killua turned on his camera and showed his busted up face
"Does it look like I'm okay?" He said sarcastically "yeah aunt mito has to give him stiches" gon said in the back round "she what!?" Killua yelled
"Okay kido i got the first aid kit"
Aunt mito yelled
Gon got in view of the camera
Then aunt mito asked
"How did you get all messed up anyway" killua looked at gon and gon gave him the death glare
"Ran into the tree while playing tag"
Killua said clearly lying
"Well have fun with that killua" i said waving bye "ceyAAAAHHHH!" Killua yelled while aunt mito was giving him stitches.

I laugh and hang up

"Kurraaa!" I yell walking into the bed room. I see kurapika in his pajama pants and drying his hair with his towel,my eyes dropping down to his abs
I swear i was bleeding out a water fall
"Hey babe" kurapika smiled
I started speaking jibberish blushing crazy. "Like what you see" kurapika smirked hugging you from behind.
"Kura!" I screech from the sudden affection.
Kurapika layed his head on my shoulder "i missed you"
I turn around and hug him back "i missed you too!" I smile looking up into his grey eyes. Kurapika leaned down and kissed me,i blush and kiss back "promise me you'll be mine forever" kurapika said kissing me cheek "of course i will!"
"Good" kurapika smiled lightly and took you to the bed cuddling you the rest of the night.