Why Am I Here? [Creepypasta X Male Oc]

Memes

A/n : I was bored and am still working on the next chapter but here's some memes! Enjoy! Also thank you for over 100 reads!!
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Ej: Hey Zach? I've always wondered something?

Zach: What is it?

Ej: Wht do you always carry an apple with you?

Zach: Haven't you heard? An apple a day keeps everyone away if you throw it hard enough! Watch! Hey Dr. Smiley! *throws apple at him*

Dr. Smiley: What is it Za- *gets smack in the face by an apple*

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LJ: Hey Slender! Do you by any chance have a FACEbook! Get it?

Slenderman: F*ck you LJ!

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BEN: Hey Zach! Wanna play a video game with me!

Zach: No.

BEN: Aww man~ Why not?

Zach looking at BEN with an expressionless face: Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things...

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Jeff: Next time someone threatens you don't say "Why me?" and say "Try me"

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Bloody Painter: Ugh... I have no friends...

Zach: *fake coughs twice* B*tch what am i? A roach!?!?

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Zach: Offender... Don't break someone's heart... They only have one...

Splendor: *sigh* Finally someone said something! Thank you Za-

Zach: Break their bones they have 206 of them!

Splendor: Zach no!

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Clockwork: Who needs April Fool's... When you're whole life's a joke!!

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When Slenderman tries to teach a few things to everyone in the mansion:

Slenderman: What so you do when you have a need to throw yourself off a bridge?

Everyone: ............. *looks at one another while nodding* YEET!!!

Slenderman: NO!!!

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Dr. Smiley: Every person that died at Mount Everest is a highly motivated person! Stay lazy my friends!

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Random hater: You're face must be so ugly that you have to wear a blindfold and mask!

Zach: *looks around*

A random hater: Hey! Are you listening to me!

Zach: *still looking around* Hold on... I'm trying to see where i asked for you're opinion